1 00:00:01,601 --> 00:00:04,371 [ ROCK MUSIC PLAYS ] 2 00:00:11,144 --> 00:00:14,414 Man: THE YEAR WAS 1979. 3 00:00:14,414 --> 00:00:17,283 MY DAD WAS AT THE TOP OF HIS GAME. 4 00:00:17,283 --> 00:00:20,754 HE WAS A THRILL SEEKER, A DAREDEVIL, 5 00:00:20,754 --> 00:00:23,356 A MAN WHO, FOR 11 YEARS, WOULD KEEP THE FAMILY NAME 6 00:00:23,356 --> 00:00:26,459 SYNONYMOUS WITH SOME OF THE GREATEST STUNTS EVER ATTEMPTED. 7 00:00:26,459 --> 00:00:29,696 [ CROWD CHEERING ] 8 00:00:29,696 --> 00:00:34,300 MY DAD...WAS NOT THAT GUY. 9 00:00:34,300 --> 00:00:36,536 NOPE. WE WERE THE McKLUSKYS. 10 00:00:36,536 --> 00:00:39,239 MY DAD WAS THE GRANDSON OF ALBERT McKLUSKY, 11 00:00:39,239 --> 00:00:42,542 ONE OF THE GREAT PIONEERS OF -- WELL, STUFF LIKE THIS... 12 00:00:42,542 --> 00:00:44,544 AND THIS. 13 00:00:44,544 --> 00:00:47,480 OH, AND HERE'S MY FAVORITE. OOH! BAM! 14 00:00:47,480 --> 00:00:49,616 ALL THIS CULMINATED WITH MY DAD. 15 00:00:49,616 --> 00:00:52,118 HE WAS THE BEST OF THE BUNCH. 16 00:00:52,118 --> 00:00:54,287 YEP, WHEN IT CAME TO PERFORMING AT HALF-EMPTY FLEA MARKETS, 17 00:00:54,287 --> 00:00:56,222 MY FATHER HAD NO PEER. 18 00:00:56,222 --> 00:01:00,160 THERE'S ME, MY MOM, AND MY BABY BROTHER, DARRYL. 19 00:01:00,160 --> 00:01:02,195 [ HORN HONKING TUNE ] AND THAT GUY TEETERING DANGEROUSLY 20 00:01:02,195 --> 00:01:03,363 ON THE ROOF OF THE VAN... 21 00:01:03,363 --> 00:01:06,466 HE ALSO HAPPENED TO BE MY DAD. 22 00:01:06,466 --> 00:01:08,234 Announcer: LADIES AND GENTLEMEN, 23 00:01:08,234 --> 00:01:10,403 PLEASE WELCOME A MAN 24 00:01:10,403 --> 00:01:14,274 THAT EVEL KNIEVEL HIMSELF ONCE CALLED 25 00:01:14,274 --> 00:01:20,346 A GODDAMNED CRAZY BASTARD... MADMAN McKLUSKY! 26 00:01:20,346 --> 00:01:22,549 WHOOOOAA! 27 00:01:22,549 --> 00:01:23,383 [ THUD ] 28 00:01:23,383 --> 00:01:25,785 [ CHEERS AND APPLAUSE ] 29 00:01:25,785 --> 00:01:27,787 HA HA! 30 00:01:27,787 --> 00:01:29,222 HA HA. 31 00:01:31,324 --> 00:01:32,759 [ FEEDBACK ] 32 00:01:32,759 --> 00:01:35,662 THAT WAS A STUNT! DONE TOTALLY ON PURPOSE! 33 00:01:35,662 --> 00:01:38,164 HONEY, WE HAVE TO TALK. 34 00:01:38,164 --> 00:01:39,399 HUH? 35 00:01:39,399 --> 00:01:41,601 LITTLE FRANK IS TOTALLY OBSESSED. 36 00:01:41,601 --> 00:01:45,138 ALL HE DOES IS TALK ABOUT YOU AND YOUR ACCIDENTS. 37 00:01:45,138 --> 00:01:46,439 A-AND LATELY, WHEN I LOOK IN HIS EYES, 38 00:01:46,439 --> 00:01:47,874 I SEE THIS STRANGE -- 39 00:01:47,874 --> 00:01:52,745 OOP -- YOU SEE THE McKLUSKY STARE. 40 00:01:52,745 --> 00:01:55,315 ALL McKLUSKYS HAVE IT, SON... 41 00:01:55,315 --> 00:01:57,584 EXCEPT FOR GRANDPA ELMO McKLUSKY -- 42 00:01:57,584 --> 00:02:01,121 BLEW HIS EYEBALLS OUT SWALLOWING DYNAMITE AT A CARNIVAL. 43 00:02:01,121 --> 00:02:03,590 MAD, I THINK, UH, 44 00:02:03,590 --> 00:02:04,891 MAYBE WE SHOULD SCRAP THE JUMP. 45 00:02:04,891 --> 00:02:06,426 WHAT? 46 00:02:06,426 --> 00:02:08,628 YOU GIVE ME ONE GOOD GODDAMNED REASON WHY. 47 00:02:08,628 --> 00:02:11,397 THE BOYS AND I -- WE ASSEMBLED THE MOTORCYCLE AT -- AT LUNCHTIME, 48 00:02:11,397 --> 00:02:13,766 AND WE'VE BEEN DRUNK SINCE BREAKFAST. 49 00:02:13,766 --> 00:02:15,635 WE KIND OF RAN OUT OF GASOLINE, 50 00:02:15,635 --> 00:02:18,304 SO WE FILLED THE TANK WITH LIGHTER FLUID. 51 00:02:18,304 --> 00:02:19,305 JUST GIVE ME THE DAMN ODDS. 52 00:02:19,305 --> 00:02:20,340 [ SIGHS ] 53 00:02:20,340 --> 00:02:22,208 [ CLICKING ] 54 00:02:22,208 --> 00:02:27,347 THERE'S A 99.999% PROBABILITY YOU'RE GONNA EXPLODE. 55 00:02:27,347 --> 00:02:28,715 [ GASPS ] 56 00:02:28,715 --> 00:02:30,316 GIVE OR TAKE A BEER. 57 00:02:30,316 --> 00:02:31,918 [ BURPS ] 58 00:02:31,918 --> 00:02:34,454 LITTLE FRANK, LET ME TELL YOU SOMETHING. 59 00:02:34,454 --> 00:02:38,658 THERE'S A COUPLE OF REASONS WHY I NEVER LIVE MY LIFE BY THE ODDS. 60 00:02:38,658 --> 00:02:42,395 NUMBER ONE, YOU CAN'T EVER ACHIEVE ANYTHING 61 00:02:42,395 --> 00:02:44,297 UNLESS YOU TAKE A RISK. 62 00:02:44,297 --> 00:02:48,501 AND "B," I AIN'T SO SMART WITH MATH. 63 00:02:48,501 --> 00:02:52,372 Madman: LADIES AND GENTLEMEN, 64 00:02:52,372 --> 00:02:56,509 Crowd chanting: JUMP! JUMP! JUMP! ARE YOU READY FOR THE MADMAN TO...LAUGH AT SAFETY? 65 00:02:56,509 --> 00:02:57,744 HA HA! 66 00:02:57,744 --> 00:03:00,313 Chanting: JUMP! JUMP! JUMP! JUMP! 67 00:03:00,313 --> 00:03:03,183 JUMP! JUMP! JUMP! JUMP! 68 00:03:03,183 --> 00:03:05,418 [ MOTORCYCLE REVS ] 69 00:03:05,418 --> 00:03:10,623 JUMP! JUMP! JUMP! JUMP! JUMP! JUMP! JUMP! JUMP! 70 00:03:10,623 --> 00:03:13,459 Frank: WHEN I SAW MY DAD TAKE OFF THAT DAY, 71 00:03:13,459 --> 00:03:15,828 I KNEW ONE OF TWO THINGS WAS GOING TO HAPPEN -- 72 00:03:15,828 --> 00:03:19,399 EITHER THIS JUMP WAS GONNA PUT HIM ALL OVER THE MAP... 73 00:03:19,399 --> 00:03:21,301 [ ALL GASP ] 74 00:03:21,301 --> 00:03:24,404 ...OR IT WAS GONNA PUT HIM ALL OVER THE PARKING LOT. 75 00:03:27,574 --> 00:03:29,809 [ GASPS ] 76 00:03:29,809 --> 00:03:32,478 [ SIREN WAILS, TIRES SCREECH ] 77 00:03:32,478 --> 00:03:35,315 Woman on PA: X-RAY TECH TO I.C.U. 78 00:03:35,315 --> 00:03:37,250 X-RAY TECH TO I.C.U. 79 00:03:37,250 --> 00:03:39,552 MRS. McKLUSKY? YES. 80 00:03:40,687 --> 00:03:42,355 IT'S YOUR HUSBAND. 81 00:03:42,355 --> 00:03:44,290 HE'S IN AN UNCONSCIOUS COMA-TYPE DEAL, 82 00:03:44,290 --> 00:03:47,427 BUT WITH SOME OF OUR RADICAL, CUTTING-EDGE TREATMENTS 83 00:03:47,427 --> 00:03:50,363 AND, UH, A LITTLE HELP FROM THE MAN UPSTAIRS, 84 00:03:50,363 --> 00:03:52,432 I THINK WE CAN REVIVE HIM. 85 00:03:52,432 --> 00:03:54,601 THAT IS IF YOUR INSURANCE WERE ANY DAMN GOOD. 86 00:03:54,601 --> 00:03:57,604 I SEE IT EVERY WEEK -- SMALL INSURANCE COMPANY 87 00:03:57,604 --> 00:03:59,906 GETS HIT WITH SOME PHONY, MISGUIDED CLAIM. 88 00:03:59,906 --> 00:04:02,942 THEY DON'T HAVE THE MEANS TO FIGHT, SO THEY FOLD. 89 00:04:02,942 --> 00:04:06,279 ANYHOO, MONTY, ED, WANT TO GET ME THE VEGETABLE IN THE JUMPSUIT 90 00:04:06,279 --> 00:04:07,313 Man: YES, DOCTOR. IN THE BACK THERE? 91 00:04:07,313 --> 00:04:09,749 EXCUSE ME. 92 00:04:09,749 --> 00:04:13,019 WHAT PHONY, MISGUIDED CLAIM? 93 00:04:15,355 --> 00:04:17,924 EXCUSE ME. MY NAME IS RONNIE ROSENGOLD. 94 00:04:17,924 --> 00:04:19,859 THIS IS MY BROTHER REGGIE ROSENGOLD. 95 00:04:19,859 --> 00:04:21,861 WE'RE OF ROSENGOLD AND ROSENGOLD, ATTORNEYS AT LAW. 96 00:04:21,861 --> 00:04:24,297 I'M SORRY. YOU -- YOU GUYS ARE RELATED? 97 00:04:24,297 --> 00:04:25,698 YEAH, MY SHIT WAS ADOPTED. 98 00:04:25,698 --> 00:04:26,966 YES. 99 00:04:26,966 --> 00:04:28,835 WE REPRESENT THE CROWD 100 00:04:28,835 --> 00:04:30,937 THAT WITNESSED YOUR HUSBAND'S EXPLOSION TODAY. 101 00:04:30,937 --> 00:04:33,673 AND WELL, WE'VE FILED A RATHER [LAUGHS] NASTY 102 00:04:33,673 --> 00:04:35,742 CLASS-ACTION SUIT AGAINST YOU. 103 00:04:35,742 --> 00:04:37,610 BUT FOR WHAT? 104 00:04:37,610 --> 00:04:40,280 YOU NEVER HEARD OF 'MOTIONAL STRESS AND SHIT? 105 00:04:40,280 --> 00:04:44,384 DO YOU REALIZE MY HUSBAND IS NOT RECEIVING PROPER MEDICAL TREATMENT 106 00:04:44,384 --> 00:04:46,319 BECAUSE OF YOUR FRIVOLOUS LAWSUIT? 107 00:04:46,319 --> 00:04:47,487 MOVING ON... 108 00:04:47,487 --> 00:04:50,323 SINCE MADMAN TECHNICALLY WAS NEVER AIRBORNE, 109 00:04:50,323 --> 00:04:52,358 WE'RE ALSO SUING YOU FOR FALSE ADVERTISING. 110 00:04:52,358 --> 00:04:54,027 MM-HMM. UH-HUH. THAT'S RIGHT. 111 00:04:54,027 --> 00:04:55,662 BROTHERS DON'T PLAY. WE WANT THE MON-EY. 112 00:04:55,662 --> 00:04:56,663 YEAH. 113 00:04:56,663 --> 00:05:00,700 Frank: AS FOR ME, THAT'S WHEN EVERYTHING CHANGED. 114 00:05:00,700 --> 00:05:01,801 MON-EY, HON-EY. 115 00:05:01,801 --> 00:05:04,003 HA HA HA. 116 00:05:04,003 --> 00:05:05,371 WHOO! HA HA. 117 00:05:08,841 --> 00:05:10,443 YES! 118 00:05:10,443 --> 00:05:12,712 Frank: HEY, I CAN DO THE JUMP, MOM. 119 00:05:14,781 --> 00:05:16,349 NO! 120 00:05:16,349 --> 00:05:18,818 I WILL NOT LET IT HAPPEN AGAIN. 121 00:05:18,818 --> 00:05:21,954 I WON'T SIT BY AND LET YOU OR LITTLE DARRYL 122 00:05:21,954 --> 00:05:24,424 FOLLOW IN YOUR FATHER'S FOOTSTEPS. 123 00:05:24,424 --> 00:05:26,359 [ DOORS OPEN ] 124 00:05:26,359 --> 00:05:28,995 [ STEAM HISSING ] 125 00:05:30,963 --> 00:05:36,035 I SWEAR...MY FAMILY IS ALWAYS GONNA BE SAFE. 126 00:05:40,006 --> 00:05:42,375 [ BIRDS CHIRPING ] 127 00:05:44,077 --> 00:05:46,112 Frank: WELL, MOM KEPT HER WORD. 128 00:05:46,112 --> 00:05:49,349 SHE TURNED INTO THE WORLD'S MOST SAFETY-CONSCIOUS PARENT, 129 00:05:49,349 --> 00:05:52,518 AND I TURNED INTO A 25-YEAR-OLD VIRGIN IN A HELMET. 130 00:05:52,518 --> 00:05:54,587 [ CLICK, MUSIC PLAYS ON RADIO ] 131 00:05:56,122 --> 00:05:58,057 [ BEEPS ] 132 00:06:03,629 --> 00:06:04,997 [ INHALES DEEPLY ] 133 00:06:04,997 --> 00:06:05,865 [ Exhaling ] AHHH. 134 00:06:08,034 --> 00:06:09,569 MORNING, MR. BELVEDERE. 135 00:06:14,407 --> 00:06:17,443 [ WHIMPERS ] 136 00:06:17,443 --> 00:06:19,379 [ MUSIC CONTINUES ] 137 00:06:28,154 --> 00:06:30,390 [ SIGHS ] 138 00:06:36,863 --> 00:06:40,166 HEY, DAD. GOING TO WORK. 139 00:06:40,166 --> 00:06:41,501 SEE YOU LATER, OKAY? 140 00:06:44,103 --> 00:06:46,672 THAT'S MY BROTHER, DARRYL. 141 00:06:46,672 --> 00:06:49,509 GOOD MORNING. YOU KNOW, FOR AN AGORAPHOBIC MUTE IN A SPACESUIT, 142 00:06:49,509 --> 00:06:52,145 DARRYL. HE'S ONE PRETTY COOL KID. 143 00:06:52,145 --> 00:06:54,180 ANYWAY, AFTER WHAT HAPPENED TO MY DAD, 144 00:06:54,180 --> 00:06:57,083 I DECIDED TO BECOME AN INSURANCE CLAIMS INVESTIGATOR. 145 00:06:57,083 --> 00:07:00,853 MY PARTNER AND I HAD 572 FRAUDULENT CLAIM BUSTS TO OUR CREDIT. 146 00:07:00,853 --> 00:07:03,623 THE MOST RECENT ONE -- ALL THE WAY OUT IN PENNSYLVANIA. 147 00:07:03,623 --> 00:07:07,193 BUT MY MAIN FOCUS WAS TO BRING DOWN THE ROSENGOLDS. 148 00:07:15,535 --> 00:07:16,736 HAVE A NICE DAY, SON. 149 00:07:16,736 --> 00:07:19,071 OKAY. 150 00:07:19,071 --> 00:07:21,507 OH, AND, FRANKIE, REMEMBER, 151 00:07:21,507 --> 00:07:23,142 BETTER SAFE THAN SORRY. 152 00:07:23,142 --> 00:07:25,812 AN OUNCE OF PREVENTION IS WORTH A POUND OF CURE. 153 00:07:25,812 --> 00:07:27,513 THERE'S SAFETY IN NUMBERS. 154 00:07:27,513 --> 00:07:28,781 HINDSIGHT IS... 155 00:07:28,781 --> 00:07:29,782 20/20. 156 00:07:29,782 --> 00:07:31,150 I GOT IT, MOM. 157 00:07:31,150 --> 00:07:32,985 YOU BE CAREFUL OUT THERE, SON. 158 00:07:32,985 --> 00:07:35,621 COME ON, MOM. I'VE BEEN DOING THAT FOR 20 YEARS. 159 00:07:35,621 --> 00:07:37,557 IT'S ONE THING I KNOW I'M GOOD AT. 160 00:07:51,003 --> 00:07:54,207 [ CLICK ] 161 00:07:56,576 --> 00:08:00,112 [ BEEPING ] 162 00:08:06,185 --> 00:08:08,521 AND THIS IS WHERE I WORK -- 163 00:08:08,521 --> 00:08:11,157 THE BIGGEST COMPANY IN THE BUSINESS, 164 00:08:11,157 --> 00:08:13,125 CONGLOMERATE INSURANCE. 165 00:08:13,125 --> 00:08:15,061 [ ELEVATOR DINGS ] 166 00:08:15,061 --> 00:08:16,829 CONGLOMERATE INSURANCE, PLEASE HOLD. CONGLOMERATE INSURANCE. 167 00:08:16,829 --> 00:08:18,097 OH, AND OUR RECEPTIONIST, VICKI? 168 00:08:18,097 --> 00:08:21,167 [ Whispering ] Major crush on me. 169 00:08:21,167 --> 00:08:23,002 HEY, VICKI. CONGLOMERATE -- 170 00:08:23,002 --> 00:08:24,570 HEY, GUESS WHAT? 171 00:08:24,570 --> 00:08:26,839 I JUST GOT THE BOX SET OF "MIAMI VICE" ON DVD. 172 00:08:26,839 --> 00:08:30,510 45 EPISODES, 0% COMMERCIALS, 100% AWESOME. 173 00:08:30,510 --> 00:08:32,745 SO, ANYWAY, I WAS THINKING YOU, ME, 174 00:08:32,745 --> 00:08:35,248 AND SOME COOL COPS FROM A CERTAIN MIAMI -- 175 00:08:39,719 --> 00:08:42,054 OKAY. 176 00:08:42,054 --> 00:08:43,289 HEY, FRANK, CHECK IT OUT. 177 00:08:43,289 --> 00:08:44,891 [ LAUGHING ] 178 00:08:44,891 --> 00:08:48,261 I'M TOTALLY RUNNING WITH SCISSORS! OH! 179 00:08:48,261 --> 00:08:50,530 Frank: THAT'S HERB, WHAT A PRANKSTER. 180 00:08:50,530 --> 00:08:51,964 THAT'S RIGHT. 181 00:08:51,964 --> 00:08:53,666 OOH. OHH. 182 00:08:53,666 --> 00:08:55,668 OOH. 183 00:08:55,668 --> 00:08:56,969 YAHTZEE. 184 00:08:56,969 --> 00:08:59,805 AND THAT'S FREEDA, OUR FILE CLERK. 185 00:08:59,805 --> 00:09:02,141 HEY, FRANKIE, COULD YOU HELP ME WITH THIS REQ. FORM? 186 00:09:02,141 --> 00:09:04,110 I CAN'T SEEM TO GET THESE FIGURES TO WORK. 187 00:09:04,110 --> 00:09:06,212 SURE, FREEDA. 188 00:09:06,212 --> 00:09:09,882 SHE CERTAINLY GIVES NEW MEANING TO THE PHRASE "CASUAL FRIDAYS." 189 00:09:09,882 --> 00:09:13,185 [ TELEPHONE RINGING ] 190 00:09:13,185 --> 00:09:14,820 HEY, JIMMY. 191 00:09:14,820 --> 00:09:16,222 HEY, FRANK. 192 00:09:16,222 --> 00:09:18,257 NEW FILE? 193 00:09:18,257 --> 00:09:21,193 HEY, FRANK, YOU EVER HEAR OF SCOUT BAYOU? 194 00:09:21,193 --> 00:09:22,895 HELLO. 195 00:09:22,895 --> 00:09:25,698 LIKE, "ZAPPED!" IS ONLY MY FAVORITE MOVIE OF ALL TIME. 196 00:09:25,698 --> 00:09:27,633 NO, NOT SCOTT BAIO, THE TALENTED ACTOR. 197 00:09:27,633 --> 00:09:29,902 SCOUT BAYOU, THE BALD GUY IN THE WHEELCHAIR. 198 00:09:29,902 --> 00:09:32,138 IT SAYS HERE HE'S FILED FIVE SEPARATE INJURY CLAIMS, 199 00:09:32,138 --> 00:09:34,173 ALL DIFFERENT TYPES OF ACCIDENTS, 200 00:09:34,173 --> 00:09:35,741 NONE OF THEM DISPUTED. 201 00:09:35,741 --> 00:09:37,143 ALL FIVE PAID OUT IN FULL. 202 00:09:37,143 --> 00:09:39,278 HOLD ON, JIMMY. 203 00:09:39,278 --> 00:09:41,714 "AFTER A CLAIM IS PAID OUT, 204 00:09:41,714 --> 00:09:44,317 AN INVESTIGATOR IS NO LONGER AUTHORIZED TO RESEARCH A CASE." 205 00:09:44,317 --> 00:09:46,185 CLAIMS INVESTIGATORS HANDBOOK. 206 00:09:46,185 --> 00:09:48,187 YEAH, BUT STOPPING FRAUDULENT CLAIMS 207 00:09:48,187 --> 00:09:49,889 IS WHY WE BECAME C.I.s IN THE FIRST PLACE, RIGHT? 208 00:09:49,889 --> 00:09:51,157 NO. 209 00:09:51,157 --> 00:09:52,725 IT'S WHY I BECAME A C.I. 210 00:09:52,725 --> 00:09:54,594 YOU WERE TOO FAT TO PASS A COP PHYSICAL, REMEMBER? 211 00:09:56,162 --> 00:09:59,065 FRANK, WHAT WOULD YOU SAY 212 00:09:59,065 --> 00:10:03,169 IF I TOLD YOU HE WAS REPRESENTED BY ROSENGOLD AND ROSENGOLD? 213 00:10:03,169 --> 00:10:06,238 I'D SAY LET'S GO DISPUTE A CLAIM. 214 00:10:11,010 --> 00:10:13,212 [ With mouth full ] THERE HE IS. 215 00:10:16,048 --> 00:10:18,284 MR. BALD WHEEL'S ON THE MOVE. 216 00:10:21,854 --> 00:10:24,824 NOW, WHY THE HELL WOULD A HANDICAPPED GUY 217 00:10:24,824 --> 00:10:26,192 DRIVE A MONSTER TRUCK? 218 00:10:26,192 --> 00:10:27,326 I DON'T KNOW. 219 00:10:27,326 --> 00:10:29,729 MAYBE HE'S A HANDICAPPED REDNECK. 220 00:10:29,729 --> 00:10:30,763 [ BOTH LAUGH ] 221 00:10:30,763 --> 00:10:32,198 [ GRUNTS ] 222 00:10:32,198 --> 00:10:33,165 HUH? 223 00:10:33,165 --> 00:10:35,701 [ GRUNTS ] 224 00:10:35,701 --> 00:10:37,837 HUH? 225 00:10:37,837 --> 00:10:39,071 [ ENGINE TURNS OVER ] 226 00:10:43,242 --> 00:10:45,911 [ TIRES SCREECH ] 227 00:10:50,149 --> 00:10:52,218 LET'S TAIL THAT PARA-LOSER. 228 00:10:53,753 --> 00:10:55,321 [ GRUNTS ] 229 00:10:55,321 --> 00:10:57,023 STRAP YOURSELF IN. 230 00:10:57,023 --> 00:10:58,724 OH, YEAH. STRAPPED IN. 231 00:10:59,892 --> 00:11:01,661 AND HIT IT. 232 00:11:01,661 --> 00:11:03,195 STRAPPING IN. 233 00:11:03,195 --> 00:11:06,699 BLIND SPOT, CHECK. BLIND SPOT? 234 00:11:06,699 --> 00:11:10,036 BLIND SPOT'S CLEAR. READY. WE'RE ON. THERE'S NOTHING THERE. 235 00:11:10,036 --> 00:11:11,737 PEDESTRIAN CHECK? 236 00:11:11,737 --> 00:11:13,873 PEDESTRIANS ARE NOTHING. 237 00:11:13,873 --> 00:11:15,408 OKAY. ANIMALS? 238 00:11:15,408 --> 00:11:18,177 NO. NO ANIMALS. 239 00:11:18,177 --> 00:11:20,179 OKAY. CLEAR ON MY SIDE. 240 00:11:20,179 --> 00:11:23,182 THAT'S GREAT. IT'S CLEAR ON THIS SIDE. 241 00:11:23,182 --> 00:11:25,151 OKAY. DOUBLE-CHECKING. 242 00:11:25,151 --> 00:11:26,952 DOUBLE-CHECKED. 243 00:11:26,952 --> 00:11:27,953 YOU SURE? 244 00:11:27,953 --> 00:11:28,954 WILL YOU JUST GO?! 245 00:11:28,954 --> 00:11:30,423 [ TIRES SCREECH ] 246 00:11:30,423 --> 00:11:33,159 Frank: WE FOLLOWED BAYOU ALL DAY. 247 00:11:33,159 --> 00:11:36,195 AND I'LL TELL YOU, THE GUY LOOKED PRETTY HANDICAPPED TO ME, 248 00:11:36,195 --> 00:11:38,931 BUT JIMMY HAD ONE OF HIS...FEELINGS. 249 00:11:38,931 --> 00:11:41,333 SO WE TAILED HIM TO A CONCERT DOWNTOWN. 250 00:11:41,333 --> 00:11:45,104 COME THIS WAY. OKAY. 251 00:11:49,075 --> 00:11:51,711 Jimmy: DO YOU BELIEVE THAT ROTTEN BASTARD? 252 00:11:51,711 --> 00:11:54,413 PARKING IN A HANDICAPPED SPOT WHEN HE PROBABLY RUNS A 4.5 40. 253 00:11:54,413 --> 00:11:56,182 YOU KNOW WHAT TIME IT IS? 254 00:11:56,182 --> 00:11:59,051 IT'S WEARING-COOL-DISGUISES TIME. 255 00:11:59,051 --> 00:12:00,152 HA HA! 256 00:12:03,889 --> 00:12:06,392 [ RATTLING ] 257 00:12:08,260 --> 00:12:11,864 PARTNER, WHAT SAY THIS TIME YOU COME WITH ME? 258 00:12:11,864 --> 00:12:13,399 OUT IN THE FIELD? ARE YOU NUTS? 259 00:12:13,399 --> 00:12:14,734 COME ON. 260 00:12:14,734 --> 00:12:16,936 PUT ON ONE OF THESE COSTUMES. 261 00:12:16,936 --> 00:12:18,738 I GUARANTEE YOU'LL FEEL LIKE A COMPLETELY DIFFERENT PERSON. 262 00:12:18,738 --> 00:12:20,906 JUST, UH, DON'T RIP OFF ANY OF THE TAGS 263 00:12:20,906 --> 00:12:22,274 OR LEAVE ANY PIT STAINS. 264 00:12:22,274 --> 00:12:26,378 I'M THE IN-THE-VAN GUY, REMEMBER, JIMMY? 265 00:12:26,378 --> 00:12:27,780 OKAY, FINE. 266 00:12:27,780 --> 00:12:29,115 BUT JUST COVER MY ASS, OKAY? 267 00:12:29,115 --> 00:12:31,217 'CAUSE I'M NOT LEAVING HERE 268 00:12:31,217 --> 00:12:33,119 UNTIL I GET TAPE OF THIS PHONY BALONEY DOING JUMPING JACKS. 269 00:12:34,420 --> 00:12:36,422 ...JUST DOWN THERE. 270 00:12:40,426 --> 00:12:43,162 JACK TRIPPER CHECKING IN. DO YOU COPY? OVER. 271 00:12:43,162 --> 00:12:44,764 ROGER THAT. 272 00:12:44,764 --> 00:12:46,265 MR. FURLEY COPIES 273 00:12:46,265 --> 00:12:48,200 AND IS ROLLING AND RECEIVING FROM THE REGAL BEAGLE. 274 00:12:48,200 --> 00:12:50,803 OVER THAT WAY. 275 00:12:50,803 --> 00:12:52,304 NO, NO, NO, NO, NO! OVER THERE! 276 00:12:52,304 --> 00:12:55,508 OUR BOGEY'S ROLLIN' TOWARDS THE ENTRANCE. 277 00:12:55,508 --> 00:12:57,209 HEY, GET OUT OF MY WAY. 278 00:12:57,209 --> 00:12:58,210 CHILL, DUDE. 279 00:12:58,210 --> 00:13:00,012 JUST GET OUT OF MY WAY. 280 00:13:00,012 --> 00:13:02,081 [ ROCK MUSIC PLAYS, INDISTINCT CONVERSATIONS ] 281 00:13:02,081 --> 00:13:05,885 WHERE THE HECK DID THIS FAKE GIMP ROLL OFF TO? 282 00:13:05,885 --> 00:13:07,887 YOU TAILIN' ME, ASSHOLE? 283 00:13:07,887 --> 00:13:09,789 [ GULPS ] 284 00:13:09,789 --> 00:13:11,290 AAHHHH! 285 00:13:11,290 --> 00:13:13,425 [ THUD, STATIC ] 286 00:13:13,425 --> 00:13:15,027 WHOA. 287 00:13:15,027 --> 00:13:17,263 [ CLICKING ] 288 00:13:17,263 --> 00:13:19,231 JACK TRIPPER, WHO WERE YOU JUST TALKING TO? THE PICTURE JUST WENT OUT. 289 00:13:19,231 --> 00:13:20,933 HELP ME! 290 00:13:20,933 --> 00:13:22,234 [ GRUNTING ] I'M TOTALLY GETTING MY ASS KICKED! 291 00:13:22,234 --> 00:13:23,335 [ GRUNTING ] OWW! 292 00:13:23,335 --> 00:13:27,239 [ GRUNTING ] [ GROANING ] 293 00:13:27,239 --> 00:13:29,975 "A C.I. NEVER TURNS HIS BACK ON HIS PARTNER." 294 00:13:29,975 --> 00:13:32,111 [ BREATHES DEEPLY ] 295 00:13:32,111 --> 00:13:34,246 Frank: SO, NOT ONLY WOULD I HAVE TO GO OUT IN THE FIELD, 296 00:13:34,246 --> 00:13:36,549 BUT THANKS TO THE ROCK ENSEMBLE JIMMY LEFT ME, 297 00:13:36,549 --> 00:13:38,851 I'D HAVE TO DO SO DRESSED AS SAMMY HAGAR. 298 00:13:38,851 --> 00:13:40,920 [ GROANING ] 299 00:13:40,920 --> 00:13:41,954 [ GRUNTS ] AAHHHH! 300 00:13:41,954 --> 00:13:43,589 [ GLASS BREAKING ] 301 00:13:43,589 --> 00:13:45,491 JIMMY! 302 00:13:45,491 --> 00:13:48,494 YOU DON'T LOOK SO GOOD. 303 00:13:48,494 --> 00:13:49,962 I'M FINE. 304 00:13:49,962 --> 00:13:51,430 [ THUD ] 305 00:13:51,430 --> 00:13:55,901 OKAY. MAYBE I HAVE JUST A SHADE OF BRAIN DAMAGE. 306 00:13:55,901 --> 00:13:57,970 Announcer: LADIES AND GENTLEMEN... YOU STAY HERE. 307 00:13:57,970 --> 00:14:00,573 I'LL GET BAYOU. I'LL TAPE HIM MYSELF. 308 00:14:00,573 --> 00:14:02,208 ...HANSON! 309 00:14:02,208 --> 00:14:03,943 [ CROWD SCREAMING ] 310 00:14:03,943 --> 00:14:06,111 LET'S SEE. 311 00:14:06,111 --> 00:14:07,980 FRANK McKLUSKY DOES IT BY THE BOOK. 312 00:14:07,980 --> 00:14:09,582 HEH HEH HEH. "LESSON 56 -- 313 00:14:09,582 --> 00:14:11,984 HOW TO GET A FAKER OUT OF HIS CHAIR." 314 00:14:11,984 --> 00:14:14,987 Announcer: COME ON, EVERYBODY! 315 00:14:14,987 --> 00:14:17,423 [ SCREAMING ] 316 00:14:17,423 --> 00:14:21,927 [ "GET UP" PLAYS ] 317 00:14:21,927 --> 00:14:25,197 ♪ WHOOO! ♪ 318 00:14:25,197 --> 00:14:27,600 GET OUT OF MY WAY! FRONT-ROW SEATS! 319 00:14:27,600 --> 00:14:29,368 Frank: WOW. I GUESS IF YOU'RE A HANSON FAN, 320 00:14:29,368 --> 00:14:31,403 IT REALLY PAYS NOT TO BE ABLE TO WALK. 321 00:14:31,403 --> 00:14:33,439 THOSE SEATS ON THE SIDE OF THE STAGE 322 00:14:33,439 --> 00:14:34,607 ARE THE BEST SEATS IN THE HOUSE. 323 00:14:34,607 --> 00:14:36,075 YEEEAHHH! 324 00:14:36,075 --> 00:14:38,177 HANSON RULES! 325 00:14:38,177 --> 00:14:40,946 WHOOO! 326 00:14:40,946 --> 00:14:44,116 ♪ GO! ♪ 327 00:14:44,116 --> 00:14:48,520 AND IT MADE ME WONDER -- IS BAYOU REALLY HANDICAPPED 328 00:14:48,520 --> 00:14:52,258 OR WAS HE FAKING HIS DISABILITY JUST FOR THE PERKS? 329 00:14:52,258 --> 00:14:54,360 THERE WAS ONLY ONE WAY TO FIND OUT FOR SURE. 330 00:14:54,360 --> 00:14:57,997 I HAD TO LURE BAYOU OUT OF HIS CHAIR. 331 00:14:57,997 --> 00:15:01,901 YEAH! YA! 332 00:15:01,901 --> 00:15:04,436 AHHHHH! 333 00:15:04,436 --> 00:15:06,538 SO WITH MY TRUSTY RONCO POCKET FISHERMAN 334 00:15:06,538 --> 00:15:08,374 AND A FREE COUPON FROM SUPERCUTS... 335 00:15:08,374 --> 00:15:09,909 HMM. 336 00:15:09,909 --> 00:15:12,411 ...THE BAIT WAS ABOUT TO BE SET. 337 00:15:12,411 --> 00:15:14,213 [ EXHALES DEEPLY ] OKAY, BAYOU. 338 00:15:14,213 --> 00:15:16,048 ♪ ...GIRL LIKE YOU ♪ 339 00:15:16,048 --> 00:15:19,251 ♪ AND MAYBE JUST A -- JUST A GUY LIKE ME ♪ 340 00:15:19,251 --> 00:15:24,256 ♪ MAYBE WE CAN TAKE A WALK ON THE WILD SIDE ♪ 341 00:15:24,256 --> 00:15:26,292 ♪ WELL, TAKE A LOOK AND SEE ♪ 342 00:15:26,292 --> 00:15:28,060 ♪ SO GET UP AND GO ♪ 343 00:15:28,060 --> 00:15:30,296 ♪ JUST A GIRL LIKE YOU ♪ 344 00:15:30,296 --> 00:15:33,299 [ SCREAMING ] ♪ AND MAYBE JUST A -- JUST A GUY LIKE ME ♪ 345 00:15:33,299 --> 00:15:37,636 [ BAYOU SCREAMING ] ♪ MAYBE WE CAN TAKE A WALK ON THE WILD SIDE ♪ 346 00:15:37,636 --> 00:15:39,438 ♪ YEAH, TAKE A LOOK AND ♪ 347 00:15:39,438 --> 00:15:42,274 ♪ TAKE A LOOK AND GO ♪ 348 00:15:42,274 --> 00:15:44,343 [ SCREAMING CONTINUES ] 349 00:15:44,343 --> 00:15:46,512 ♪ SO GET UP AND GO ♪ 350 00:15:46,512 --> 00:15:50,215 [ SINGING INDISTINCTLY ] 351 00:15:50,215 --> 00:15:51,984 UGH! 352 00:15:51,984 --> 00:15:54,053 AAAHHHH! AAAHHHH! AAAHHHH! 353 00:15:54,053 --> 00:15:55,721 WHOA! WHOA! WHOA! 354 00:15:55,721 --> 00:15:59,058 AAAAH! AAAAH! AAAAH! 355 00:15:59,058 --> 00:16:02,094 [ CRASHING, GLASS BREAKING ] 356 00:16:02,094 --> 00:16:05,197 [ GLASS SPINNING ] 357 00:16:05,197 --> 00:16:06,365 [ SPINNING STOPS, SILENCE ] 358 00:16:09,201 --> 00:16:11,437 HANSON ROCKS. 359 00:16:11,437 --> 00:16:14,106 Frank: WELL, MY FIRST VENTURE OUT OF THE VAN WENT PRETTY WELL. 360 00:16:14,106 --> 00:16:15,708 I HAVE TO ADMIT, 361 00:16:15,708 --> 00:16:18,077 IT WAS KIND OF EXHILARATING BEING OUT IN THE FIELD, 362 00:16:18,077 --> 00:16:20,079 BUT ALL THAT ACTION MADE ME HUNGRY 363 00:16:20,079 --> 00:16:22,114 AND CHINESE-WESTERN FOOD WAS GONNA HIT THE SPOT. 364 00:16:22,114 --> 00:16:24,283 Jimmy: I DON'T GET WHY YOU EVEN LIKE THIS PLACE. 365 00:16:24,283 --> 00:16:26,185 THE FOOD ALWAYS GIVE YOU DIARRHEA. 366 00:16:26,185 --> 00:16:30,122 AH. CALL IT A GUILTY PLEASURE. 367 00:16:30,122 --> 00:16:32,458 [ COUNTRY MUSIC PLAYS ] LIM NUNG WAS BORN IN BEIJING, 368 00:16:32,458 --> 00:16:34,560 BUT HE ACTED LIKE HE WAS FROM THE PONDEROSA. 369 00:16:34,560 --> 00:16:37,596 [ Chinese accent ] SHERIFF JIMMY, DEPUTY FRANK. 370 00:16:37,596 --> 00:16:40,532 WHAT TYPE OF GRUB YOU WANT LIM NUNG RUSTLE UP FOR YOU? 371 00:16:40,532 --> 00:16:42,735 THE USUAL. AND COULD WE GET IT TO GO? 372 00:16:42,735 --> 00:16:44,636 JIMMY GOT BEAT UP BY A DISABLED GUY. 373 00:16:44,636 --> 00:16:46,105 HEY. 374 00:16:46,105 --> 00:16:48,240 AGAIN, MR. JIMMY? 375 00:16:49,475 --> 00:16:50,776 [ TELEPHONE RINGS, COUNTRY MUSIC CONTINUES ] 376 00:16:50,776 --> 00:16:52,778 [ LAUGHING ] 377 00:16:52,778 --> 00:16:56,148 ♪ ...THINK ABOUT YOU SINCE YOU'RE GONE ♪ 378 00:16:56,148 --> 00:16:59,351 ♪ EXCEPT WHEN I'M WITH SOMEONE ELSE ♪ 379 00:16:59,351 --> 00:17:01,286 ♪ OR WHEN I'M ALL ALONE ♪ 380 00:17:01,286 --> 00:17:05,257 HEY, JIMBO, WANT TO COME OVER AND WATCH "NICK AT NITE"? 381 00:17:05,257 --> 00:17:07,259 THURSDAYS ARE BAIO-THONS. 382 00:17:07,259 --> 00:17:08,694 I CAN'T DO IT. 383 00:17:08,694 --> 00:17:12,264 I GOT SOME SURVEILLANCE TAPES I GOTTA REVIEW. 384 00:17:12,264 --> 00:17:14,400 [ BRAKES SQUEAL ] 385 00:17:14,400 --> 00:17:16,101 Jimmy: I'LL CALL YOU LATER, OKAY? 386 00:17:16,101 --> 00:17:20,239 Frank: WHEN JIMMY ONLY ORDERED EIGHT APPETIZERS, 387 00:17:20,239 --> 00:17:22,808 I KNEW HE WAS TAKING THINGS HARDER THAN USUAL. 388 00:17:22,808 --> 00:17:25,177 THERE WAS SOMETHING ELSE ON HIS MIND. 389 00:17:25,177 --> 00:17:28,614 WE HAD BEEN PARTNERS TOO LONG FOR ME NOT TO NOTICE. 390 00:17:40,259 --> 00:17:42,361 [ VEHICLES PASSING ] 391 00:17:45,497 --> 00:17:48,567 [ RUSTLING ON TELEVISION ] 392 00:17:48,567 --> 00:17:50,269 WHOA. 393 00:17:50,269 --> 00:17:52,538 [ LAUGHING ] CHARLES... 394 00:17:52,538 --> 00:17:55,407 YOU MEAN THEY'RE ONLY GONNA CHARGE US $37.95? 395 00:17:55,407 --> 00:17:59,478 NO. IT'S $149 OR WE'LL NEVER SEE OUR FURNITURE ALIVE AGAIN. 396 00:17:59,478 --> 00:18:03,248 [ LAUGHS, SIGHS ] 397 00:18:03,248 --> 00:18:06,452 I'LL TELL YA, DAD, I THOUGHT THE GOLDEN AGE OF TELEVISION ENDED 398 00:18:06,452 --> 00:18:08,754 WHEN THE FONZ GOT MARRIED AND GREW A BEARD. 399 00:18:08,754 --> 00:18:12,291 AND THEN GOD GOES AND GIVES US "CHARLES IN CHARGE." 400 00:18:12,291 --> 00:18:13,459 [ TELEPHONE RINGS ] 401 00:18:13,459 --> 00:18:15,227 I'LL GET IT. 402 00:18:15,227 --> 00:18:18,297 Woman on TV: AND LOOK INSIDE YOUR DRAWERS. 403 00:18:18,297 --> 00:18:20,332 [ LAUGHTER ON TELEVISION ] 404 00:18:20,332 --> 00:18:21,467 THANKS, MR. BELVEDERE. 405 00:18:21,467 --> 00:18:22,668 [ GROWLS SOFTLY ] 406 00:18:22,668 --> 00:18:24,336 YELL-O. Frank... 407 00:18:24,336 --> 00:18:25,771 I NEED TO ASK YOU SOMETHING. 408 00:18:25,771 --> 00:18:27,272 IF ANYTHING EVER HAPPENED TO ME, 409 00:18:27,272 --> 00:18:29,341 WOULD I BE ABLE TO COUNT ON YOU 410 00:18:29,341 --> 00:18:30,742 TO FINISH ALL OF OUR CASES HOWWOULD HAVE DONE 'EM? 411 00:18:30,742 --> 00:18:32,478 JIMMY, WHAT'S WRONG? 412 00:18:32,478 --> 00:18:34,446 I NEED TO KNOW RIGHT NOW. CAN YOU PROMISE ME THAT? 413 00:18:34,446 --> 00:18:36,648 YEAH, YEAH. I PROMISE. I PROMISE. 414 00:18:36,648 --> 00:18:38,383 LOOK, I CAN'T TALK OVER THE PHONE, 415 00:18:38,383 --> 00:18:40,185 BUT I THINK I GOT BAYOU. 416 00:18:40,185 --> 00:18:42,154 COME OVER. I'LL SHOW YOU WHEN YOU GET HERE. 417 00:18:42,154 --> 00:18:45,724 JEEZ, JIMBO, I DON'T USUALLY LIKE TO GO OUT OF THE HOUSE AT -- 418 00:18:45,724 --> 00:18:47,326 [ Click, static ] 419 00:18:47,326 --> 00:18:48,327 HUH? 420 00:18:48,327 --> 00:18:50,729 HUH? HUH? 421 00:18:50,729 --> 00:18:53,565 HELLO? [ Dial tone ] 422 00:18:53,565 --> 00:18:55,434 [ LAUGHS NERVOUSLY ] WHO WAS THAT? 423 00:18:55,434 --> 00:18:56,568 MOM... 424 00:18:56,568 --> 00:18:58,270 SOMETHING'S WRONG WITH JIMMY. 425 00:18:58,270 --> 00:18:59,171 I HAVE TO GO OVER THERE. 426 00:18:59,171 --> 00:19:00,906 IT'S ALMOST MIDNIGHT. 427 00:19:00,906 --> 00:19:03,475 HONEY, T-T-THAT'S THE WITCHING HOUR. 428 00:19:03,475 --> 00:19:05,277 DON'T WORRY. 429 00:19:05,277 --> 00:19:07,246 YOU KNOW I ALWAYS TAKE THE NECESSARY PRECAUTIONS. 430 00:19:08,680 --> 00:19:09,681 [ WHIMPERS ] 431 00:19:09,681 --> 00:19:11,350 WHAT? 432 00:19:11,350 --> 00:19:14,419 I'M GOING AS FAST AS I CAN. 433 00:19:14,419 --> 00:19:17,156 [ BRAKES SQUEAL ] 434 00:19:17,156 --> 00:19:18,824 WHAT HAPPENED HERE? 435 00:19:18,824 --> 00:19:20,392 OKAY, MR. BELVEDERE. 436 00:19:20,392 --> 00:19:22,327 [ WHIMPERS ] 437 00:19:22,327 --> 00:19:25,330 YOU READY TO BE THAT GUARD DOG YOU WERE TRAINED TO BE? 438 00:19:25,330 --> 00:19:26,798 [ GRUNTING ] 439 00:19:26,798 --> 00:19:29,334 YOU'RE REALLY EMBARRASSING YOURSELF HERE, MR. B. 440 00:19:29,334 --> 00:19:32,604 [ WHIMPERING ] 441 00:19:32,604 --> 00:19:34,406 [ GRUNTING ] JIMMY... 442 00:19:34,406 --> 00:19:36,175 WHAT'S GOING ON HERE, BUD? 443 00:19:36,175 --> 00:19:37,242 [ GASPS ] 444 00:19:37,242 --> 00:19:40,279 NOOOOOOO! 445 00:19:40,279 --> 00:19:42,214 [ INDISTINCT CONVERSATIONS ] 446 00:19:45,217 --> 00:19:46,652 [ MR. BELVEDERE WHIMPERS ] 447 00:19:46,652 --> 00:19:50,622 [ INDISTINCT TALKING ON POLICE RADIO ] 448 00:19:50,622 --> 00:19:53,325 SO, WHAT WAS YOUR RELATION TO MR. DOOLEY? 449 00:19:53,325 --> 00:19:55,194 HE WAS MY PARTNER. 450 00:19:55,194 --> 00:19:56,929 LIFE PARTNER? [ CHUCKLING ] 451 00:19:56,929 --> 00:19:58,830 [ CHUCKLING ] 452 00:19:58,830 --> 00:20:02,201 NO, WE WORKED FOR CONGLOMERATE INSURANCE. 453 00:20:02,201 --> 00:20:03,669 JIMMY WAS MY BEST FRIEND. 454 00:20:03,669 --> 00:20:05,470 RIGHT. RIGHT. 455 00:20:05,470 --> 00:20:07,973 SO YOU SAY YOU ENTERED THE FRONT DOOR 456 00:20:07,973 --> 00:20:10,642 AND FOUND MR. DOOLEY WHERE HE IS RIGHT NOW? 457 00:20:10,642 --> 00:20:13,278 YES. WHY? 458 00:20:13,278 --> 00:20:17,816 MR. McKLUSKY, I'M JUST TRYING TO GET THE FACTS STRAIGHT. 459 00:20:17,816 --> 00:20:20,652 HEY. HEY, HEY. WHAT DO YOU THINK YOU'RE DOING? 460 00:20:20,652 --> 00:20:24,323 WRITING DOWN MY PERSONAL PHONE NUMBER FOR YOU. 461 00:20:24,323 --> 00:20:26,358 GEE WHIZ, MR. CRABBY. 462 00:20:29,361 --> 00:20:30,929 SO, WHAT DO YOU GUYS THINK HAPPENED HERE? 463 00:20:30,929 --> 00:20:32,631 THIS IS YOUR CLASSIC FAT GUY SUICIDE. 464 00:20:32,631 --> 00:20:34,399 YEAH. 465 00:20:34,399 --> 00:20:37,636 WE THINK YOUR FRIEND KNOCKED DOWN THE DOOR ON A TWINKIE JONES, 466 00:20:37,636 --> 00:20:40,305 TRASHED THE PLACE LOOKING FOR A TAKEOUT MENU, 467 00:20:40,305 --> 00:20:43,675 THEN DROWNED, ATTEMPTING TO EAT HIS OWN GOLDFISH. 468 00:20:43,675 --> 00:20:45,978 WHAT ABOUT THE SIGN? 469 00:20:45,978 --> 00:20:48,280 YEAH, WE'RE, UH, 470 00:20:48,280 --> 00:20:50,849 WE'RE LEANING TOWARD "FAT GUY SUICIDE NOTE." 471 00:20:50,849 --> 00:20:52,484 [ FARTING ] 472 00:20:52,484 --> 00:20:54,386 OHH. GOOD OUT. 473 00:20:54,386 --> 00:20:57,856 [ SIGHS ] I NEED TO USE THE, UH, BATHROOM. 474 00:20:57,856 --> 00:21:01,493 ALL RIGHT, LISTEN, REMEMBER, DON'T TOUCH ANYTHING IN THERE. 475 00:21:01,493 --> 00:21:04,796 THE SHITTER IS TECHNICALLY STILL PART OF THE CRIME SCENE. 476 00:21:04,796 --> 00:21:06,865 RIGHT. 477 00:21:06,865 --> 00:21:08,767 [ INHALING SHARPLY ] 478 00:21:08,767 --> 00:21:10,402 [ WINCING ] 479 00:21:13,338 --> 00:21:15,040 [ FARTING, EXHALES SHARPLY ] 480 00:21:18,377 --> 00:21:21,913 [ SIGHS ] OH, JIMMY, YOU INCONSIDERATE, DEAD BASTARD. 481 00:21:35,761 --> 00:21:37,829 [ WHISTLING ] 482 00:21:40,032 --> 00:21:41,867 [ TOILET FLUSHES ] 483 00:21:44,002 --> 00:21:45,337 [ TOILET GURGLING ] 484 00:21:52,544 --> 00:21:54,613 WHOOOAA! 485 00:21:54,613 --> 00:21:56,715 [ GLASS BREAKING ] 486 00:21:56,715 --> 00:21:59,384 UH, I-I'M OKAY. IT'S, UH, IT'S JUST A DOUBLE-FLUSHER. 487 00:22:01,820 --> 00:22:04,356 [ GRUNTING ] [ SUCTIONING ] 488 00:22:04,356 --> 00:22:05,691 [ HELMET CLANKS ] 489 00:22:05,691 --> 00:22:08,060 [ GRUNTING ] [ HELMET CLANKS ] 490 00:22:08,060 --> 00:22:11,830 AAAHHHHHHH! 491 00:22:13,832 --> 00:22:15,367 AAHHHHHHH! 492 00:22:22,074 --> 00:22:23,342 [ TOILET FLUSHES ] 493 00:22:26,645 --> 00:22:28,413 YAHTZEE! 494 00:22:28,413 --> 00:22:31,983 HEY, GUYS, I THINK I FOUND A CLUE. 495 00:22:31,983 --> 00:22:34,119 LOOK, LET'S SAY YOU LEAVE THE DETECTIFYING 496 00:22:34,119 --> 00:22:35,454 TO THE PROFESSIONALS, 497 00:22:35,454 --> 00:22:37,556 OKAY, MR. CLAIMS INVESTIGATOR? 498 00:22:37,556 --> 00:22:39,024 CHECK IT OUT, BARRY. 499 00:22:39,024 --> 00:22:40,826 THE FAT GUY HAD PUSH-UPS. 500 00:22:40,826 --> 00:22:45,130 WELL, SHARE THE WEALTH, MIJO! 501 00:22:45,130 --> 00:22:49,034 Frank: WHAT I SAW IN THAT APARTMENT THAT NIGHT WOULD SCAR ME FOREVER. 502 00:22:49,034 --> 00:22:50,936 EVEN TO THIS DAY, 503 00:22:50,936 --> 00:22:55,941 EVERY TIME I SEE A FAT ZEBRA, I JUST START CRYING. 504 00:22:55,941 --> 00:22:59,544 [ WHIMPERING ] 505 00:23:01,146 --> 00:23:03,548 COME ON, MR. BELVEDERE. 506 00:23:03,548 --> 00:23:05,817 MY INSTINCTS TOLD ME THOSE COPS 507 00:23:05,817 --> 00:23:08,019 WEREN'T GOING TO PUT JIMMY'S CASE ON THE HIGH PRIORITY LIST, 508 00:23:08,019 --> 00:23:10,522 SO I TOOK THE EVIDENCE HOME FOR MY OWN INVESTIGATION. 509 00:23:10,522 --> 00:23:12,457 IT TURNS OUT IT WAS A COPY 510 00:23:12,457 --> 00:23:14,960 OF A MOVIE ABOUT DUDES DRESSING UP AS CHICKS. 511 00:23:14,960 --> 00:23:16,895 SO, BEING THE INSECURE HETEROSEXUAL THAT I AM, 512 00:23:16,895 --> 00:23:17,896 I DEDUCED... 513 00:23:17,896 --> 00:23:21,066 OH, MY GOD. 514 00:23:21,066 --> 00:23:24,403 IS MY PARTNER DEAD AND GAY? 515 00:23:24,403 --> 00:23:26,705 WHY DIDN'T HE TELL ME? 516 00:23:26,705 --> 00:23:29,107 [ WHIMPERS ] 517 00:23:29,107 --> 00:23:31,176 [ ELEVATOR DINGS ] SO I WENT TO WORK THE NEXT DAY. 518 00:23:31,176 --> 00:23:33,678 BUT THE MAGIC, IT WAS GONE. 519 00:23:33,678 --> 00:23:36,848 EVEN VICKI'S OVERT FLIRTING COULDN'T PULL ME OUT OF THE DOLDRUMS. 520 00:23:36,848 --> 00:23:37,949 ANY MESSAGES? 521 00:23:37,949 --> 00:23:39,518 YEAH, YOU HAVE ONE. 522 00:23:44,523 --> 00:23:46,091 [ LAUGHING ] 523 00:23:50,162 --> 00:23:52,798 HEY, FRANK, CHECK THIS OUT. WHOOOA! 524 00:23:52,798 --> 00:23:54,533 THAT'S DANGEROUS. 525 00:23:54,533 --> 00:23:56,668 WHOO! 526 00:23:56,668 --> 00:23:58,136 [ LAUGHING ] 527 00:23:58,136 --> 00:23:59,171 WHOA! WHOA, HERB! 528 00:23:59,171 --> 00:24:02,207 OH, NOW, THAT'S DANGEROUS. 529 00:24:02,207 --> 00:24:03,708 HA HA HA HA! 530 00:24:03,708 --> 00:24:05,177 WHOO, HERB. 531 00:24:05,177 --> 00:24:07,078 Man: DO IT. 532 00:24:07,078 --> 00:24:09,514 WHAT -- COME ON, HERB. WELL, WHAT ARE YOU DOING? 533 00:24:09,514 --> 00:24:11,950 NAIL THIS SAFETY-CONSCIOUS ASS. 534 00:24:11,950 --> 00:24:13,785 I CAN'T. [ SIGHS ] 535 00:24:14,986 --> 00:24:17,055 FRANK, WAIT. 536 00:24:17,055 --> 00:24:20,192 I WAS SORRY TO HEAR ABOUT JIMMY. 537 00:24:20,192 --> 00:24:22,227 THANKS. 538 00:24:22,227 --> 00:24:24,062 YEAH, IT SEEMS LIKE ONLY YESTERDAY 539 00:24:24,062 --> 00:24:26,164 HE WAS TRYING TO KISS ME AT THE COMPANY PICNIC. 540 00:24:26,164 --> 00:24:28,200 SO JIMMY WAS GAY. 541 00:24:28,200 --> 00:24:29,568 WELL, THIS ISN'T FRANCE. 542 00:24:29,568 --> 00:24:31,970 AROUND HERE, MAN-KISSING IS PRETTY DARN GAY. 543 00:24:31,970 --> 00:24:33,839 OH, MY BOSS WANTS TO SEE YOU. 544 00:24:33,839 --> 00:24:35,207 MR. GAFTY? 545 00:24:35,207 --> 00:24:36,875 I DON'T KNOW. 546 00:24:36,875 --> 00:24:38,877 THAT'S WHY I'M... 547 00:24:38,877 --> 00:24:40,178 DOLLAR BILL, YO. 548 00:24:40,178 --> 00:24:42,180 ROSENGOLD AND ROSENGOLD. 549 00:24:42,180 --> 00:24:44,816 HEY, WHY DO YOU LOOK FAMILIAR TO ME? 550 00:24:44,816 --> 00:24:48,253 YOU GUYS MADE A FRAUDULENT CLAIM AGAINST MY FAMILY 20 YEARS AGO. 551 00:24:48,253 --> 00:24:50,489 MY DAD'S IN AN UNCONSCIOUS COMA BECAUSE OF YOU. 552 00:24:50,489 --> 00:24:53,558 OOHH. NOPE. DOESN'T RING A BELL. 553 00:24:53,558 --> 00:24:58,830 THAT'S RIGHT. WE NEED 'PECIFIC CASE HISTORY AND SHIT, DOG. 554 00:24:58,830 --> 00:25:01,199 MY DAD'S MADMAN McKLUSKY. 555 00:25:01,199 --> 00:25:04,035 OHH! YES. [ Laughing ] YES. 556 00:25:04,035 --> 00:25:07,172 THE, UH, THE CRAZY, EXPLODING MOTORCYCLE GUY. 557 00:25:07,172 --> 00:25:08,673 WELL, GREAT TO SEE YOU AGAIN, FRIEND. 558 00:25:08,673 --> 00:25:10,141 THAT'S RIGHT. 559 00:25:10,141 --> 00:25:13,211 AW, COME -- COME ON. MAN, YOU BUGGING, MAN. 560 00:25:13,211 --> 00:25:14,980 YOU BETTER BACK OFF 561 00:25:14,980 --> 00:25:16,882 OR WE LITIGATE THE SHIT OUT OF YOUR ASS. 562 00:25:20,151 --> 00:25:22,187 GOOD MOVE. 563 00:25:27,259 --> 00:25:29,961 MR. GAFTY... YOU WANTED TO SEE ME? 564 00:25:29,961 --> 00:25:31,563 FRANK... 565 00:25:31,563 --> 00:25:35,000 THERE ARE 280 MILLION PEOPLE IN THIS GREAT LAND OF OURS. 566 00:25:35,000 --> 00:25:39,037 DO YOU KNOW HOW MANY OF THEM HAVE NO FORM OF INSURANCE? 567 00:25:39,037 --> 00:25:42,207 1,346,589, SIR... 568 00:25:42,207 --> 00:25:44,309 AS OF 8:00 THIS MORNING. 569 00:25:44,309 --> 00:25:48,680 [ LAUGHS ] WELL, A STUDENT OF THE GAME. 570 00:25:48,680 --> 00:25:50,849 REFRESHING. 571 00:25:50,849 --> 00:25:53,018 I GOT INTO THIS BUSINESS, SIR, TO STOP FRAUDULENT CLAIMS. 572 00:25:53,018 --> 00:25:55,153 AND IF BECAUSE OF THAT, PREMIUMS FALL, 573 00:25:55,153 --> 00:25:57,222 AND I CAN HELP A FEW LESS-FORTUNATE PEOPLE GET COVERAGE, 574 00:25:57,222 --> 00:25:58,690 WELL, THAT'S OKAY WITH ME. 575 00:25:58,690 --> 00:26:01,192 AND A MAN OF PRINCIPLE, TOO, HUH? 576 00:26:01,192 --> 00:26:03,595 I RESPECT THAT. [ CHUCKLES ] 577 00:26:05,664 --> 00:26:07,599 [ MONKEY SCREECHING ] 578 00:26:07,599 --> 00:26:09,901 DO YOU OWN A MONKEY, SIR? 579 00:26:09,901 --> 00:26:12,103 ACTUALLY, CAPTAIN JUGGLES HERE 580 00:26:12,103 --> 00:26:14,272 IS AN ABUSED CIRCUS ORANGUTAN. 581 00:26:14,272 --> 00:26:17,042 I PLAN ON RELEASING HIM INTO THE WILD 582 00:26:17,042 --> 00:26:19,711 AFTER I FINISH NURSING HIM BACK TO HEALTH. 583 00:26:19,711 --> 00:26:22,113 BUT ENOUGH ABOUT ME. 584 00:26:22,113 --> 00:26:26,217 FRANK, THOSE TWO MEN WHO JUST LEFT MY OFFICE REPRESENT SCOTT BAIO. 585 00:26:26,217 --> 00:26:27,586 THE BALD GUY IN A WHEELCHAIR. 586 00:26:27,586 --> 00:26:29,254 NO, THE ADULT KID ACTOR. 587 00:26:29,254 --> 00:26:31,656 HE JUST TOOK OUT A POLICY WITH US. 588 00:26:31,656 --> 00:26:33,658 OH. BUT SPEAKING OF THE BALD GUY IN THE WHEELCHAIR, 589 00:26:33,658 --> 00:26:35,126 I HAVE TO ASK YOU, 590 00:26:35,126 --> 00:26:37,762 IS IT TRUE WHAT HAPPENED AT THE CONCERT LAST NIGHT? 591 00:26:37,762 --> 00:26:40,599 WELL, YES, BUT, SIR, I CAN EXPLAIN EVERYTHING. 592 00:26:40,599 --> 00:26:42,601 DON'T WORRY. I'M NOT ANGRY. 593 00:26:42,601 --> 00:26:45,003 I KNOW YOU WOULDN'T GET INVOLVED. 594 00:26:45,003 --> 00:26:48,206 YOU'RE MORE THE, UH, STAY-IN-THE-VAN TYPE OF INVESTIGATOR. 595 00:26:48,206 --> 00:26:50,008 [ PAT, PAT ] AM I RIGHT? 596 00:26:50,008 --> 00:26:51,876 [ PAT, PAT, PAT ] [ SCREECHING ] 597 00:26:51,876 --> 00:26:54,012 [ LAUGHING ] 598 00:26:54,012 --> 00:26:55,981 YOU KNOW, FRANK... 599 00:26:55,981 --> 00:26:59,050 "R" AND "R" HAS ISSUED A RESTRAINING ORDER AGAINST YOU, 600 00:26:59,050 --> 00:27:02,287 SO DO ME A FAVOR AND STAY AWAY FROM BAYOU, WOULD YOU? 601 00:27:02,287 --> 00:27:04,656 YOU'RE TOO IMPORTANT AN EMPLOYEE TO LOSE. 602 00:27:04,656 --> 00:27:06,992 AND MATTER OF FACT, I'M GIVING YOU A PROMOTION. 603 00:27:06,992 --> 00:27:08,326 PROMOTION? 604 00:27:08,326 --> 00:27:09,995 BUT, SIR, I DON'T THINK I'M READY. 605 00:27:09,995 --> 00:27:11,329 I FELT REALLY BAD ABOUT JIMMY. 606 00:27:11,329 --> 00:27:13,064 HE WAS A GOOD EMPLOYEE. 607 00:27:13,064 --> 00:27:14,666 [ SMOOCHES ] 608 00:27:14,666 --> 00:27:16,668 EXCEPT WHEN HE USED THE COMPANY COPIER 609 00:27:16,668 --> 00:27:19,170 TO DISTRIBUTE HIS GAY NEWSLETTER. 610 00:27:19,170 --> 00:27:22,240 [ DISCO MUSIC PLAYS ] ♪ COME ON, COME ON, JACK IT UP ♪ 611 00:27:22,240 --> 00:27:23,141 GAY NEWSLETTER? 612 00:27:23,141 --> 00:27:25,243 NOT A BAD READ, ACTUALLY. 613 00:27:25,243 --> 00:27:27,679 SO, THAT SETTLES IT, ALL RIGHT? 614 00:27:27,679 --> 00:27:31,049 YOUR NEW JUNIOR PARTNER SHOULD BE HERE RIGHT AFTER LUNCH. 615 00:27:31,049 --> 00:27:34,252 OHH, JIMMY. 616 00:27:34,252 --> 00:27:36,287 I MISS YOU, MAN. 617 00:27:44,195 --> 00:27:46,131 ♪ COME ON, COME ON ♪ 618 00:27:46,131 --> 00:27:48,233 MAN, YOU WERE GAY. 619 00:27:48,233 --> 00:27:51,169 HI. FRANK? FRANK McKLUSKY? 620 00:27:51,169 --> 00:27:53,004 I'M SHARON, YOUR NEW JUNIOR PARTNER. 621 00:27:53,004 --> 00:27:54,939 HEY. HELLO. 622 00:27:54,939 --> 00:27:56,741 I CAN'T TELL YOU HOW PSYCHED I AM 623 00:27:56,741 --> 00:27:58,943 TO BE A C.I. HERE AT CONGLOMERATE INSURANCE. 624 00:27:58,943 --> 00:28:00,679 REALLY? 625 00:28:00,679 --> 00:28:02,881 I THINK INVESTIGATING INSURANCE FRAUD'S 626 00:28:02,881 --> 00:28:04,082 THE LAST FRONTIER OF LAW ENFORCEMENT. [ GIGGLES ] 627 00:28:04,082 --> 00:28:06,251 AND WORKING WITH YOU -- 628 00:28:06,251 --> 00:28:07,719 A PERSON WITH SUCH COMMITMENT TO ACCIDENT PREVENTION -- 629 00:28:07,719 --> 00:28:10,221 THAT YOU ARE THE BEST CLAIMS INVESTIGATOR 630 00:28:10,221 --> 00:28:12,123 IN THE HISTORY OF THIS COMPANY. 631 00:28:12,123 --> 00:28:13,324 HE SAID THAT ABOUT ME? 632 00:28:14,325 --> 00:28:15,894 WELL, I'M NOT. 633 00:28:15,894 --> 00:28:17,929 MY DEAD GAY PARTNER, JIMMY, WAS THE BEST. 634 00:28:17,929 --> 00:28:19,364 IS THIS HIM? 635 00:28:19,364 --> 00:28:22,233 YEAH. HEY, YOU KNOW WHAT? 636 00:28:22,233 --> 00:28:26,204 THAT'S A COMPANY FRAME, SO PUT ANY PHOTO IN YOU WANT. 637 00:28:26,204 --> 00:28:28,306 I GOT MORE. 638 00:28:28,306 --> 00:28:30,275 THANKS. 639 00:28:30,275 --> 00:28:31,409 LOOK, FRANK... 640 00:28:31,409 --> 00:28:33,745 I COME FROM A FAMILY OF 11 SISTERS. 641 00:28:33,745 --> 00:28:36,214 10 OF THEM ARE STAY-AT-HOME MOMS. 642 00:28:36,214 --> 00:28:40,151 THE 11th -- ME -- IS THE FIRST GIRL [ SIGHS ] TO WANT MORE... 643 00:28:40,151 --> 00:28:42,420 WA-WAH, WA-WAH-WAH, WA-WAH. 644 00:28:42,420 --> 00:28:44,155 ALL I'M ASKING FOR HUH? IS A CHANCE. 645 00:28:44,155 --> 00:28:45,356 [ SIGHS ] 646 00:28:45,356 --> 00:28:47,025 WELL, OKAY. 647 00:28:47,025 --> 00:28:48,259 [ GIGGLES ] 648 00:28:48,259 --> 00:28:51,229 JIMMY AND I WORKED ON TOGETHER. 649 00:28:51,229 --> 00:28:52,764 HE WAS ONTO SOMETHING WITH THIS SCOUT BAYOU CHARACTER. 650 00:28:52,764 --> 00:28:54,933 SCOTT BAIO -- HE'S AN ACTOR, RIGHT? 651 00:28:54,933 --> 00:28:56,367 NO, BALD GUY IN A WHEELCHAIR. 652 00:28:56,367 --> 00:28:58,203 OH. OKAY. SO WHERE SHOULD WE START? 653 00:28:58,203 --> 00:28:59,738 I DON'T KNOW. 654 00:28:59,738 --> 00:29:01,873 I MEAN, JIMMY WAS REALLY THE POINT MAN. 655 00:29:01,873 --> 00:29:03,742 WELL, WHY DON'T YOU PICK UP WHERE JIMMY LEFT OFF? 656 00:29:03,742 --> 00:29:05,276 HOW JIMMY WOULD'VE DONE IT. 657 00:29:05,276 --> 00:29:07,312 [ DREAMY MUSIC PLAYS ] 658 00:29:13,351 --> 00:29:17,188 PROMISE ME. HIW WOULD HAVE DONE IT. 659 00:29:17,188 --> 00:29:19,224 Frank: RIGHT THEN AND THERE IT HIT ME, 660 00:29:19,224 --> 00:29:20,892 AND THERE WAS NO DENYING IT. 661 00:29:20,892 --> 00:29:22,927 I KNEW EXACTLY WHAT I HAD TO DO. 662 00:29:22,927 --> 00:29:27,499 I HAD MADE MY PARTNER A PROMISE TO FILL HIS FAT SHOES. 663 00:29:27,499 --> 00:29:31,202 AND THAT'S EXACTLY WHAT I WAS GOING TO DO. 664 00:29:31,202 --> 00:29:35,306 EVENTUALLY, I REALIZED THAT THAT ENTAILED TAKING OFF MY HELMET. 665 00:29:35,306 --> 00:29:37,175 Frank: I TALKED TO BAYOU'S NEIGHBOR. 666 00:29:37,175 --> 00:29:39,778 APPARENTLY, HE GOES TO REHAB AROUND THIS TIME. 667 00:29:39,778 --> 00:29:42,213 SO, THIS GUY REALLY IS HANDICAPPED? 668 00:29:42,213 --> 00:29:43,848 HANDICAPPED LIKE A FOX. 669 00:29:43,848 --> 00:29:46,084 WHAT DO YOU MEAN? 670 00:29:46,084 --> 00:29:48,386 I MEAN, ROLLER FAKE OVER THERE CAN PROBABLY DO THE MOONWALK. 671 00:29:48,386 --> 00:29:50,021 SO YOU HAVE PROOF. 672 00:29:50,021 --> 00:29:54,058 NOT YET... BUT I GOT A PLAN. 673 00:29:54,058 --> 00:29:55,960 [ METAL SQUEAKING ] 674 00:29:57,228 --> 00:29:58,229 HEY. 675 00:29:58,229 --> 00:30:01,499 [ SQUEAKING CONTINUES ] 676 00:30:01,499 --> 00:30:04,235 [ SQUEAKING STOPS ] JIMMY ALWAYS SAID YOU GOTTA GET CLOSE TO THE CLAIMANT, 677 00:30:04,235 --> 00:30:06,805 FORCE THEM TO LET THEIR GUARD DOWN. 678 00:30:06,805 --> 00:30:08,506 BUT AREN'T THOSE CASTS GONNA MAKE IT A LITTLE HARD FOR YOU -- 679 00:30:08,506 --> 00:30:10,408 THESE CASTS, SHARON, ARE MY TICKET INSIDE. 680 00:30:10,408 --> 00:30:12,877 WHY DIDN'T YOU JUST WEAR ORDERLY SCRUBS? 681 00:30:12,877 --> 00:30:15,079 I SHOULD GO. 682 00:30:15,079 --> 00:30:17,348 WAIT, FRANK. 683 00:30:17,348 --> 00:30:19,017 WHAT SHOULD I DO? 684 00:30:19,017 --> 00:30:20,251 WHAT EVERY GOOD JUNIOR PARTNER SHOULD. 685 00:30:20,251 --> 00:30:21,386 YEAH? 686 00:30:21,386 --> 00:30:23,221 STAY IN THE VAN. 687 00:30:23,221 --> 00:30:25,123 [ SQUEAKING RESUMES ] 688 00:30:29,027 --> 00:30:30,295 [ GROANING ] 689 00:30:30,295 --> 00:30:32,163 UHH! 690 00:30:32,163 --> 00:30:34,833 UH! UH! 691 00:30:37,302 --> 00:30:39,204 [ INDISTINCT TALKING, SOFT MUSIC PLAYS ] 692 00:30:39,204 --> 00:30:41,439 [ SQUEAKING ] UGH. 693 00:30:42,574 --> 00:30:43,975 [ BANG ] WHO-OAA! OHH! 694 00:30:43,975 --> 00:30:46,511 [ THUD ] HUH? 695 00:30:46,511 --> 00:30:48,279 [ SIGHS ] 696 00:30:51,049 --> 00:30:54,385 [ METAL SQUEAKING ] 697 00:30:54,385 --> 00:30:56,120 HOLY MACKEREL! 698 00:30:56,120 --> 00:30:57,422 WHAT HAPPENED TO YOU?! 699 00:30:57,422 --> 00:30:59,224 RUNWAY ACCIDENT. 700 00:30:59,224 --> 00:31:01,059 YOU A PILOT? 701 00:31:01,059 --> 00:31:03,127 UH. SUPERMODEL. 702 00:31:03,127 --> 00:31:04,229 OH. 703 00:31:04,229 --> 00:31:06,231 [ BAYOU GRUNTING ] 704 00:31:06,231 --> 00:31:07,098 HEY, MISTER, CAN I -- 705 00:31:07,098 --> 00:31:08,166 YAHH! 706 00:31:08,166 --> 00:31:11,302 HEY, DO YOU KNOW SCOUT BAYOU? 707 00:31:11,302 --> 00:31:12,904 I HEARD HE'S A VIETNAM VET. 708 00:31:12,904 --> 00:31:14,572 BEEN COMING HERE FOR YEARS. 709 00:31:14,572 --> 00:31:17,208 YO, CURLY, CAN YOU TURN THIS OFF FOR ME? 710 00:31:17,208 --> 00:31:19,210 I HAVE TROUBLE REACHING IT FROM THE HARNESS. 711 00:31:19,210 --> 00:31:21,179 SURE. HAVE A NICE DAY. 712 00:31:22,280 --> 00:31:25,049 UH. UH. UH. UH. 713 00:31:25,049 --> 00:31:27,252 [ EXHALING SHARPLY ] 714 00:31:27,252 --> 00:31:30,221 HEY, ARE YOU SCOUT BAYOU? 715 00:31:30,221 --> 00:31:32,624 YEAH. WHAT'S IT TO YOU, SHIT-NECK? 716 00:31:32,624 --> 00:31:37,061 UH. WELL, I-I WAS HOPING TO ASK YOU A FEW QUESTIONS ABOUT -- 717 00:31:37,061 --> 00:31:39,931 YOU JUST MOVED YOUR -- HEY, YOU JUST MOVED YOUR LEG. 718 00:31:39,931 --> 00:31:40,965 NO, I DIDN'T. 719 00:31:40,965 --> 00:31:42,066 YES, YOU DID. 720 00:31:42,066 --> 00:31:43,067 NO, I DIDN'T! 721 00:31:43,067 --> 00:31:44,168 YES, YOU DID. 722 00:31:44,168 --> 00:31:45,937 LET GO OF MY STICK. 723 00:31:45,937 --> 00:31:47,205 YOU'RE A BIG, FAT FAKER. LET GO OF MY STICK! 724 00:31:47,205 --> 00:31:48,106 YOU'RE A BIG FAKER. 725 00:31:48,106 --> 00:31:49,207 LET GO OF MY STICK! 726 00:31:49,207 --> 00:31:50,942 YOU'RE A FAKER. I SAW YOU! 727 00:31:50,942 --> 00:31:52,343 YOU CAN TOO WALK. DID TOO. 728 00:31:54,112 --> 00:31:56,214 HEY, EVERYBODY, SCOUT BAYOU CAN WALK. 729 00:31:56,214 --> 00:31:58,917 AAAHHHHH! UH! 730 00:31:58,917 --> 00:32:00,218 UH! UH! 731 00:32:00,218 --> 00:32:02,220 HO! 732 00:32:02,220 --> 00:32:04,255 OW! OW! 733 00:32:04,255 --> 00:32:07,592 AHHHH! UH! OW! UH! OHH! 734 00:32:07,592 --> 00:32:09,694 UH! UH! UH! 735 00:32:09,694 --> 00:32:13,298 OH. UH. OHH. UH. OH. 736 00:32:13,298 --> 00:32:15,533 OW. UHH. 737 00:32:15,533 --> 00:32:18,469 WELL, HE SURE AS SHIT AIN'T GONNA BE WALKIN' NOW. 738 00:32:18,469 --> 00:32:22,140 [ BAYOU GROANING, INDISTINCT CONVERSATIONS ] 739 00:32:22,140 --> 00:32:25,977 OH! UH! UH! OH! OW! UH! OH! 740 00:32:25,977 --> 00:32:28,446 UH! OH! UH! UH! 741 00:32:28,446 --> 00:32:31,516 AAAHHHHHH! 742 00:32:31,516 --> 00:32:32,317 UH! UH! 743 00:32:33,217 --> 00:32:34,986 WH-AAAHH! 744 00:32:34,986 --> 00:32:35,954 [ GLASS BREAKING ] 745 00:32:39,223 --> 00:32:40,291 MOM... 746 00:32:40,291 --> 00:32:42,293 JUST THINK OF IT AS TEMPORARY. 747 00:32:42,293 --> 00:32:43,528 OH, REALLY? 748 00:32:43,528 --> 00:32:46,431 SO, WHEN YOU SUFFER A SEVERE HEAD INJURY, 749 00:32:46,431 --> 00:32:50,435 AND I HAVE TO FEED MY BRAIN-DEAD SON BABY FOOD THROUGH A STRAW, 750 00:32:50,435 --> 00:32:52,303 WILL THAT BE TEMPORARY? 751 00:32:52,303 --> 00:32:53,604 [ WHIMPERS ] [ FOOTSTEPS ] 752 00:32:53,604 --> 00:32:58,276 HEY, DARRYL, WHAT'D YOU DO...TODAY? 753 00:32:58,276 --> 00:33:02,714 DUH. HE WATCHED TV IN HIS HYPERBARIC SUIT. 754 00:33:02,714 --> 00:33:05,116 LISTEN, FRANKIE, I'VE BEEN THINKING. YEAH. 755 00:33:05,116 --> 00:33:07,452 YOU SHOULD FIND A JOB YOU CAN DO FROM THE HOUSE, 756 00:33:07,452 --> 00:33:09,387 LIKE TELEMARKETING OR UNEMPLOYMENT. 757 00:33:09,387 --> 00:33:11,356 [ GROWLS SOFTLY ] 758 00:33:11,356 --> 00:33:13,558 WELL, I GOT A FULL BOAT. 759 00:33:13,558 --> 00:33:14,726 WHAT DO YOU GOT, DAD? 760 00:33:14,726 --> 00:33:18,262 YOU LOSE. I WIN. 761 00:33:18,262 --> 00:33:21,699 Frank: THERE WAS ONE GOOD THING ABOUT HAVING A BRAIN-DEAD DAD -- 762 00:33:21,699 --> 00:33:23,468 HE WAS NEVER A POOR SPORT. 763 00:33:23,468 --> 00:33:27,305 THE BAYOU FILE WAS OBVIOUSLY A DEAD END, 764 00:33:27,305 --> 00:33:29,173 SO I WENT TO WORK THE NEXT DAY 765 00:33:29,173 --> 00:33:31,342 DETERMINED TO FIND A CLUE IN JIMMY'S FILE CABINET. 766 00:33:31,342 --> 00:33:34,479 WHAT I FOUND WAS JIMMY'S PRIVATE DOUGHNUT STASH 767 00:33:34,479 --> 00:33:36,147 AND SOMETHING ELSE. 768 00:33:37,582 --> 00:33:42,320 A REQUISITION FORM. 769 00:33:42,320 --> 00:33:45,523 HEY, FREEDA, CAN YOU GET A FILE FOR -- 770 00:33:46,791 --> 00:33:49,160 MAN, IF YOU MAKE ME LATE FOR HAPPY HOUR, 771 00:33:49,160 --> 00:33:51,629 I'M REALLY GONNA BE P.O.'d. 772 00:33:51,629 --> 00:33:54,232 DOES THAT REQ. FORM HAS A GAFTY SIGNATURE? 773 00:33:54,232 --> 00:33:55,299 UH... 774 00:33:55,299 --> 00:33:57,802 UH, YEAH. YEAH, IT DOES. 775 00:33:57,802 --> 00:33:59,370 WELL, OKAY, THEN. 776 00:33:59,370 --> 00:34:02,473 READ ME THE NUMBERS, WOULD YA, CINNA-BUNS? 777 00:34:02,473 --> 00:34:05,576 2...3... 778 00:34:05,576 --> 00:34:07,245 1... 779 00:34:07,245 --> 00:34:09,213 1. 780 00:34:10,581 --> 00:34:13,251 2311. 781 00:34:15,186 --> 00:34:17,355 [ SMACKING CONTINUES ] 782 00:34:19,290 --> 00:34:22,627 Frank: IN REVIEWING THAT FILE, SOME QUESTIONS AROSE. 783 00:34:22,627 --> 00:34:25,496 "A" -- WHO THE HECK WAS ENGA DENKMARK? 784 00:34:25,496 --> 00:34:29,267 "B" -- COULD HER FILE HAVE ANYTHING TO DO WITH JIMMY'S DEATH? 785 00:34:29,267 --> 00:34:32,103 AND "C" -- WAS JIMMY LYING TO ME 786 00:34:32,103 --> 00:34:35,406 WHEN HE SAID IT WAS COMPANY POLICY FOR PARTNERS TO CHECK EACH OTHER FOR LUMPS? 787 00:34:35,406 --> 00:34:38,142 ANYWAY, I USED THE CONGLOMERATE DATABASE 788 00:34:38,142 --> 00:34:40,745 TO FIND OUT THAT THIS ENGA DENKMARK WAS COMPETING IN TOWN 789 00:34:40,745 --> 00:34:43,381 AT THE ANNUAL GYMNASTICS CHAMPIONSHIPS. 790 00:34:43,381 --> 00:34:48,252 I KNEW I HAD TO GO AND ASK HER A FEW QUESTIONS ABOUT HER POLICY. 791 00:34:48,252 --> 00:34:51,255 I SNUCK IN, SLIPPED INTO THE MEN'S ROOM, 792 00:34:51,255 --> 00:34:53,257 AND PUT ON MY BEST JANITOR DISGUISE. 793 00:34:53,257 --> 00:34:56,094 LUCKILY, I HAD THE TIGHT BELL-BOTTOM JEANS, 794 00:34:56,094 --> 00:34:59,497 LEATHER VEST, AND A PENCIL-THIN MUSTACHE TO MAKE THE DISGUISE COMPLETE. 795 00:34:59,497 --> 00:35:01,799 [ SIGHS ] 796 00:35:01,799 --> 00:35:05,203 UH, UH, THIS IS THE LADIES' ROOM. 797 00:35:05,203 --> 00:35:07,171 OH. 798 00:35:09,774 --> 00:35:11,342 OH. 799 00:35:29,293 --> 00:35:32,663 HEY, FREEBIES FROM THE SPONSORS. HEH HEH. 800 00:35:32,663 --> 00:35:35,299 OKAY, JUST ONE APIECE, ONE APIECE. LET'S NOT GET GRABBY. 801 00:35:35,299 --> 00:35:37,168 USE THE TAPE. 802 00:35:37,168 --> 00:35:41,739 LADIES, I GOT EVERYTHING FROM LIGHT FLOW TO TSUNAMI. 803 00:35:41,739 --> 00:35:43,474 [ Romanian accent ] LEAVE AT ONCE! 804 00:35:43,474 --> 00:35:46,310 THIS IS THE GREAT ENGA DENKMARK. OH. 805 00:35:46,310 --> 00:35:47,478 SHE'S ABOUT TO COMPETE, 806 00:35:47,478 --> 00:35:49,447 AND YOU ARE INTERRUPTING HER CONCENTRATION. 807 00:35:49,447 --> 00:35:51,315 RELAX, FELLA. I JUST NEED TO ASK HER A FEW QUESTIONS. 808 00:35:51,315 --> 00:35:52,884 [ Romanian accent ] IT'S TIME FOR ME TO GO 809 00:35:52,884 --> 00:35:55,319 AND SHOW TO THE WORLD ALL MY GREATNESS. 810 00:35:55,319 --> 00:35:56,888 ACTUALLY, ENGA, THIS CAN'T WAIT. 811 00:35:56,888 --> 00:35:58,256 IT'S KIND OF IMPOR-- UH. 812 00:35:58,256 --> 00:35:59,490 YOU KNOW? 813 00:35:59,490 --> 00:36:01,826 SOMETHING TELL ME YOU ARE NOT REALLY JANITOR. 814 00:36:01,826 --> 00:36:05,329 THAT IS THE WORST SCHNEIDER IMPERSONATION I'VE EVER SEEN. 815 00:36:05,329 --> 00:36:06,831 HOLD ON, SIDEBURNS. 816 00:36:06,831 --> 00:36:08,332 I DON'T WANT TO HAVE TO FIGHT YOU, BRO. 817 00:36:08,332 --> 00:36:09,400 [ BONES CRACKING ] OH. 818 00:36:09,400 --> 00:36:10,635 [ CHOKING ] 819 00:36:10,635 --> 00:36:13,404 OKAY. DON'T YOU NEED TO BE OUT THERE? 820 00:36:13,404 --> 00:36:15,740 NO, I AM ALTERNATE. 821 00:36:15,740 --> 00:36:18,576 Frank: I TRIED TO REASON WITH HER, EVEN BRIBE HER WITH AN EPILADY. 822 00:36:18,576 --> 00:36:20,444 BUT IF I WAS GONNA GET OUT OF THIS ONE, I'D HAVE TO USE MY HEAD. 823 00:36:20,444 --> 00:36:22,280 [ CLANKING ] 824 00:36:22,280 --> 00:36:24,282 I GUESS I HAD PICKED A PRETTY BAD TIME 825 00:36:24,282 --> 00:36:25,650 TO STOP WEARING MY HELMET. 826 00:36:25,650 --> 00:36:28,319 YOU SAY THAT, SIR, BUT SOMEONE -- 827 00:36:28,319 --> 00:36:30,588 [ ELECTRICITY CRACKLES ] 828 00:36:30,588 --> 00:36:32,323 HUH-HUH-HUH-HUH. 829 00:36:32,323 --> 00:36:33,691 WHEW. 830 00:36:33,691 --> 00:36:35,193 HI, EVERYBODY, 831 00:36:35,193 --> 00:36:36,727 AND WELCOME TO THE WOMEN'S PORTION 832 00:36:36,727 --> 00:36:39,931 OF THE 2002 ANNUAL GYMNASTICS CHAMPIONSHIPS. 833 00:36:39,931 --> 00:36:41,766 I'M PAT O'BRIEN 834 00:36:41,766 --> 00:36:43,768 ALONG WITH OLYMPIC GOLD MEDALIST DOMINIQUE MOCEANU. 835 00:36:43,768 --> 00:36:46,204 AND, DOMINIQUE, OUTSIDE OF THE OLYMPICS, 836 00:36:46,204 --> 00:36:48,272 THIS HAS TO BE THE GRANDEST STAGE FOR THIS TYPE OF EVENT. 837 00:36:48,272 --> 00:36:50,575 Dominique: ENGA DENKMARK, THE ROMANIAN SWEETHEART, 838 00:36:50,575 --> 00:36:52,443 WHO WON THE HEARTS OF THE WORLD LAST OLYMPICS, 839 00:36:52,443 --> 00:36:54,412 WELL, SHE AND HER TEAM ARE HERE 840 00:36:54,412 --> 00:36:56,247 THREATENING TO SWEEP THE TEAM 841 00:36:56,247 --> 00:36:58,683 AND INDIVIDUAL EVENTS. 842 00:36:58,683 --> 00:37:01,485 YOU KNOW, WHAT IS THE REAL STORY ON THIS COACH CHERNOV? 843 00:37:01,485 --> 00:37:03,921 I'M NO DOCTOR, BUT IT SEEMS TO ME 844 00:37:03,921 --> 00:37:06,290 SOME OF THESE GALS HAVE A LITTLE TOO MUCH GUY IN THE GYNO, 845 00:37:06,290 --> 00:37:08,226 IF YOU, UH, KNOW WHAT I MEAN. 846 00:37:10,294 --> 00:37:10,995 [ CROWD CHEERING LIGHTLY ] 847 00:37:10,995 --> 00:37:14,632 [ SPRINGS BANGING ] 848 00:37:14,632 --> 00:37:16,300 WHEW! 849 00:37:16,300 --> 00:37:18,502 THIS SPRINGY THING CAN'T BE TOO SAFE. 850 00:37:18,502 --> 00:37:19,870 [ WHISTLING AND APPLAUSE IN DISTANCE ] 851 00:37:24,242 --> 00:37:26,444 Woman: WOO-HOO! 852 00:37:26,444 --> 00:37:28,412 YEAH! 853 00:37:28,412 --> 00:37:29,580 PSST. 854 00:37:29,580 --> 00:37:31,349 [ JACKET RUSTLING ] 855 00:37:35,920 --> 00:37:37,521 [ Romanian accent ] WHAT ARE YOU DOING? 856 00:37:37,521 --> 00:37:39,490 I TOLD YOU TO STOP INJECTIONS 857 00:37:39,490 --> 00:37:41,826 THREE WEEKS PRIOR TO COMPETITION. 858 00:37:41,826 --> 00:37:42,927 HMM? 859 00:37:42,927 --> 00:37:44,528 OH. 860 00:37:46,464 --> 00:37:48,366 [ GASPS ] [ GASPS ] 861 00:37:55,606 --> 00:37:58,342 AND HERE COMES THE ROMANIAN MILA SOPKOV. 862 00:37:58,342 --> 00:38:01,345 SOPKOV'S SPECIALTY IS THE VAULT. 863 00:38:01,345 --> 00:38:03,347 IT'S CERTAINLY NOT MAKEUP. 864 00:38:03,347 --> 00:38:05,316 LOOK, ENGA, I GOT THIS FILE. 865 00:38:06,951 --> 00:38:08,319 UM, IT'S A... 866 00:38:08,319 --> 00:38:09,320 [ SOPKOV RUNNING ] 867 00:38:10,388 --> 00:38:12,456 [ THUD ] UGH! 868 00:38:12,456 --> 00:38:13,457 OOH. 869 00:38:13,457 --> 00:38:14,792 OOH. THAT'S NOT GOOD. 870 00:38:14,792 --> 00:38:18,029 WOO-HOO. OUCH. 871 00:38:18,029 --> 00:38:19,664 EXCUSE ME. YOU KNOW, 872 00:38:19,664 --> 00:38:20,931 WHEN YOU'RE THROUGH BLEEDING INTERNALLY, 873 00:38:20,931 --> 00:38:22,466 WE SHOULD TALK. 874 00:38:22,466 --> 00:38:24,502 WORD, YO. 'CAUSE ME AND MY DOG HERE, 875 00:38:24,502 --> 00:38:26,971 WE COULD SUE THE SHILZ-NIT OUT OF THIS JOINT. 876 00:38:26,971 --> 00:38:28,673 EXCUSE ME. 877 00:38:28,673 --> 00:38:30,074 HEY. WHAT?! 878 00:38:30,074 --> 00:38:32,009 BROTHERS CAN'T CONFISCATE SOME EVIDENCE AND SHIT? 879 00:38:32,009 --> 00:38:33,311 YEAH. 880 00:38:33,311 --> 00:38:34,478 GET OFF ME, MAN. 881 00:38:34,478 --> 00:38:36,647 THEY'LL HAVE TO GO TO AN ALTERNATE. 882 00:38:36,647 --> 00:38:39,350 UH, WHAT DO YOU KNOW ABOUT IRZA TOPNIZKI? 883 00:38:39,350 --> 00:38:41,352 NOTHING MUCH, 884 00:38:41,352 --> 00:38:43,521 OTHER THAN SHE'S PROBABLY THE OLDEST COMPETITOR HERE TODAY. 885 00:38:43,521 --> 00:38:45,656 WELL, CERTAINLY THE UGLIEST. 886 00:38:45,656 --> 00:38:48,793 NEVERTHELESS, IT'S UP TO HER 887 00:38:48,793 --> 00:38:51,595 [ EXHALES DEEPLY, LAUGHS NERVOUSLY ] TO KEEP ROMANIA ON TOP WITH HER FLOOR EXERCISE. 888 00:38:51,595 --> 00:38:53,431 ♪ YEAH, YEAH ♪ 889 00:38:56,667 --> 00:38:57,802 ♪ SHAKE IT UP ♪ 890 00:38:57,802 --> 00:39:01,339 [ EXHALING SHARPLY ] 891 00:39:01,339 --> 00:39:03,374 ♪ FUNKY RHYTHM ♪ 892 00:39:03,374 --> 00:39:04,508 ♪ OH, YEAH ♪ 893 00:39:04,508 --> 00:39:05,943 ♪ UH, UH, UH ♪ 894 00:39:05,943 --> 00:39:06,944 ♪ THE FUNKY RHYTHM ♪ 895 00:39:06,944 --> 00:39:08,479 ♪ SAY YEAH ♪ 896 00:39:08,479 --> 00:39:09,947 ♪ I GOT TO GIVE A, UH, UH, UH ♪ 897 00:39:09,947 --> 00:39:11,982 ♪ FUNKY RHYTHM ♪ 898 00:39:11,982 --> 00:39:12,983 ♪ OH, YEAH, OH, YEAH ♪ 899 00:39:14,985 --> 00:39:16,554 ♪ THE FUNKY RHYTHM ♪ 900 00:39:16,554 --> 00:39:19,890 ♪ YEAH, YEAH, YEAH, YEAH, YEAH ♪ 901 00:39:19,890 --> 00:39:21,659 ♪ PULL OUT THE BASS ♪ 902 00:39:21,659 --> 00:39:23,661 ♪ FUNKY RHYTHM ♪ 903 00:39:23,661 --> 00:39:26,964 ♪ UH, UH, UH, FUNKY RHYTHM ♪ 904 00:39:26,964 --> 00:39:30,034 [ GRUNTING ] ♪ I GOT TO GIVE A, UH, UH, UH ♪ 905 00:39:30,034 --> 00:39:33,037 ♪ FUNKY RHYTHM ♪ 906 00:39:33,037 --> 00:39:34,105 ♪ UH, UH, UH ♪ 907 00:39:34,105 --> 00:39:35,506 [ CROWD BOOING ] 908 00:39:39,677 --> 00:39:43,013 [ MUSIC CONTINUES ] 909 00:39:43,013 --> 00:39:45,149 ♪ HEY, YEAH ♪ 910 00:39:45,149 --> 00:39:46,450 [ APPLAUSE ] 911 00:39:48,519 --> 00:39:51,455 [ APPLAUSE ] 912 00:40:00,164 --> 00:40:02,800 [ GRUNTING ] 913 00:40:02,800 --> 00:40:06,137 ♪ SHAKE IT UP ♪ 914 00:40:06,137 --> 00:40:08,105 YES. UG-- 915 00:40:08,105 --> 00:40:11,709 [ CROWD BOOING ] 916 00:40:11,709 --> 00:40:14,078 [ MUSIC CONTINUES ] 917 00:40:14,078 --> 00:40:16,547 ♪ YEEEEAAAH ♪ 918 00:40:16,547 --> 00:40:18,149 [ Echoing ] ♪ YEAH, YEAH, YEAH ♪ 919 00:40:18,149 --> 00:40:19,049 Pat: MAYBE THAT TOPNIZKI... 920 00:40:19,049 --> 00:40:21,852 WHO ARE YOU? 921 00:40:21,852 --> 00:40:24,121 LOOK, MY REAL NAME'S FRANK McKLUSKY. 922 00:40:24,121 --> 00:40:26,157 I'M AN INSURANCE CLAIMS INVESTIGATOR 923 00:40:26,157 --> 00:40:27,625 FROM CONGLOMERATE INSURANCE. 924 00:40:27,625 --> 00:40:29,160 HUH? 925 00:40:29,160 --> 00:40:30,995 MY PARTNER WAS MURDERED, 926 00:40:30,995 --> 00:40:32,897 AND THE ONLY LEAD I GOT IS YOUR FILE. 927 00:40:32,897 --> 00:40:34,198 YOU IDIOT! 928 00:40:34,198 --> 00:40:36,667 I WILL NOT HAVE US LOSE. 929 00:40:36,667 --> 00:40:38,669 IF YOU TELL ME EVERYTHING YOU KNOW 930 00:40:38,669 --> 00:40:41,071 ABOUT YOUR FILE WITH CONGLOMERATE INSURANCE... 931 00:40:41,071 --> 00:40:43,207 [ BREATHES DEEPLY ] 932 00:40:43,207 --> 00:40:44,141 I'LL GET YOU YOUR SCORE. 933 00:40:44,141 --> 00:40:47,478 FINE. GET THE SCORE. 934 00:40:47,478 --> 00:40:49,113 [ BREATHES DEEPLY ] 935 00:40:49,113 --> 00:40:51,715 Pat: WELL, IT'S ALL UP TO TOPNIZKI NOW. 936 00:40:51,715 --> 00:40:53,717 WITH THE CONTEST TIED, 937 00:40:53,717 --> 00:40:56,153 EVEN THE LOWEST OF SCORES WILL PUT HER TEAM ON TOP. 938 00:40:56,153 --> 00:40:58,722 Dominique: EVEN A 0.1 WILL DO IT, 939 00:40:58,722 --> 00:41:01,058 BUT THUS FAR, TOPNIZKI IS NOT GOING TO THE OLYMPICS. 940 00:41:01,058 --> 00:41:05,963 TOPNIZKI IS NOT GOING TO THE SPECIAL OLYMPICS. 941 00:41:05,963 --> 00:41:10,134 [ PANTING ] 942 00:41:10,134 --> 00:41:11,202 HA. 943 00:41:11,202 --> 00:41:13,604 [ LIGHT APPLAUSE ] 944 00:41:16,574 --> 00:41:18,542 [ GRUNTING ] 945 00:41:18,542 --> 00:41:21,178 GOOD SO FAR. 946 00:41:21,178 --> 00:41:23,247 ALL SHE NEEDS NOW 947 00:41:23,247 --> 00:41:25,950 IS NOT TO LAND ON HER HEAD DURING THE DISMOUNT, 948 00:41:25,950 --> 00:41:27,017 AND THEY WIN. 949 00:41:29,119 --> 00:41:30,120 [ THUD ] OOH! 950 00:41:30,120 --> 00:41:31,956 [ CROWD GROANING ] 951 00:41:31,956 --> 00:41:33,224 OUCH! 952 00:41:34,625 --> 00:41:36,594 UHHHHHH. 953 00:41:38,629 --> 00:41:41,232 OKAY, NOW. HERE ARE THE JUDGES' SCORES. 954 00:41:41,232 --> 00:41:48,839 0.0... 955 00:41:48,839 --> 00:41:52,643 AND THE FIFTH JUDGE... 0.1. 956 00:41:52,643 --> 00:41:55,179 A VICTORY NOW FOR THE ROMANIANS. 957 00:41:55,179 --> 00:41:57,748 [ Whispering ] Yes! 958 00:41:59,250 --> 00:42:02,052 I HAVE PIP WITH THEM. 959 00:42:02,052 --> 00:42:04,154 PIP? WHAT'S PIP? 960 00:42:04,154 --> 00:42:07,558 IF I BREAK MY ARM, I CANNOT GET MY ENDORSEMENT. 961 00:42:07,558 --> 00:42:09,260 AND YOUR COMPANY PAYS ME $5 MILLION. 962 00:42:09,260 --> 00:42:11,896 PIP. 963 00:42:11,896 --> 00:42:14,565 Frank: SO WITH MY NEW LEAD, I WENT TO THE FILE DEPARTMENT 964 00:42:14,565 --> 00:42:17,234 TO FIND OUT WHAT A PIP POLICY WAS. 965 00:42:20,237 --> 00:42:22,106 GOOD THING FREEDA WASN'T AROUND, 966 00:42:22,106 --> 00:42:24,141 'CAUSE IF SHE CAUGHT ME DIGGING THROUGH HER FILES, 967 00:42:24,141 --> 00:42:25,943 I'D BE IN A LOT OF TROUBLE. 968 00:42:29,146 --> 00:42:30,281 YAHTZEE. 969 00:42:30,281 --> 00:42:33,884 THIS IS RESTRICTED AREA, FRANKIE. 970 00:42:33,884 --> 00:42:36,220 YOU KNOW YOU COULD GET IN A WHOLE LOT OF TROUBLE FOR THIS. 971 00:42:36,220 --> 00:42:40,324 UH, LOOK, FREEDA, HAVE YOU EVER HEARD 972 00:42:40,324 --> 00:42:43,727 OF SOMETHING CALLED A PIP POLICY? 973 00:42:43,727 --> 00:42:46,230 YOU MEAN P.I.P. -- PROFESSIONAL INJURY POLICY. 974 00:42:46,230 --> 00:42:48,766 A LOT OF FAMOUS PEOPLE HAVE THEM 975 00:42:48,766 --> 00:42:51,335 TO ENSURE AGAINST CATASTROPHIC, CAREER-ENDING INJURIES. 976 00:42:51,335 --> 00:42:53,671 THE ONE I GAVE YOU LAST WEEK WAS A P.I.P. 977 00:42:53,671 --> 00:42:57,141 HEY, UM, DO YOU THINK I CAN SEE THE REST OF THOSE? 978 00:42:57,141 --> 00:42:58,909 [ LAUGHS ] 979 00:42:58,909 --> 00:43:02,980 WELL, FRANK, YOU'D NEED A REQUISITION FORM, 980 00:43:02,980 --> 00:43:07,017 AND ALL REQUISITION FORMS NEED TO BE SIGNED BY GAFTY. 981 00:43:07,017 --> 00:43:10,888 [ THUD ] AND MR. GAFTY IS A VERY BUSY MAN. 982 00:43:10,888 --> 00:43:13,657 IS THERE ANY OTHER WAY I COULD, UH... 983 00:43:13,657 --> 00:43:15,159 SURE. 984 00:43:15,159 --> 00:43:17,828 [ NO AUDIO ] 985 00:43:17,828 --> 00:43:21,165 Frank: A MAN'S GOTTA DO WHAT A MAN'S GOTTA DO. 986 00:43:21,165 --> 00:43:25,002 I GOT THE FILES... AND A NEW HAIRDO. 987 00:43:25,002 --> 00:43:27,304 BUT I WAS CONCERNED THAT THIS CASE 988 00:43:27,304 --> 00:43:30,007 WAS GETTING A LITTLE TOO DANGEROUS FOR MY NEW JUNIOR PARTNER. 989 00:43:30,007 --> 00:43:33,210 HEY, LOOK, SHARON, I'M NOT A RISKTAKER, OKAY? 990 00:43:33,210 --> 00:43:35,646 I'M DOING WHAT I'M DOING FOR JIMMY. 991 00:43:35,646 --> 00:43:38,115 I DON'T WANT TO PUT MY JUNIOR PARTNER AT RISK. 992 00:43:38,115 --> 00:43:40,250 WHAT IF I KNEW SOMETHING -- 993 00:43:40,250 --> 00:43:42,019 SOMETHING ABOUT THE CASE AND JIMMY THAT YOU DIDN'T? 994 00:43:42,019 --> 00:43:43,988 WOULD YOU LET ME BE A PART OF ALL THIS? 995 00:43:43,988 --> 00:43:46,657 WHAT COULD YOU POSSIBLY KNOW THAT I DON'T KNOW? 996 00:43:49,126 --> 00:43:50,928 ♪ COME ON, COME ON ♪ 997 00:43:50,928 --> 00:43:52,229 JIMINY CHRISTMAS! 998 00:43:52,229 --> 00:43:54,898 THIS GUY'S GAYNESS IS OFF THE CHARTS. 999 00:43:54,898 --> 00:43:56,233 HEY, IS THAT HERB? 1000 00:43:56,233 --> 00:43:58,168 I FOUND IT IN JIMMY'S OLD COMPANY FRAME. 1001 00:43:58,168 --> 00:44:02,239 I'VE SPENT MY WHOLE LIFE LISTENING TO WHAT I COULDN'T DO. 1002 00:44:02,239 --> 00:44:04,108 LET ME PROVE TO YOU WHAT I CAN DO. 1003 00:44:04,108 --> 00:44:05,743 [ ELEVATOR DINGS ] 1004 00:44:05,743 --> 00:44:08,112 Vicki: CONGLOMERATE INSURANCE. PLEASE HOLD. 1005 00:44:08,112 --> 00:44:10,014 FRANK, SHARON. 1006 00:44:10,014 --> 00:44:11,915 [ TELEPHONE RINGS ] 1007 00:44:11,915 --> 00:44:14,151 [ Whispering ] Okay, you're in, but I call the shots. 1008 00:44:14,151 --> 00:44:15,886 LET'S FOLLOW HERB. 1009 00:44:15,886 --> 00:44:18,188 CONGLOMERATE INSURANCE. PLEASE HOLD. 1010 00:44:18,188 --> 00:44:20,724 Frank: THE PICTURE OF JIMMY AND HERB FRENCHING IN A HOT TUB 1011 00:44:20,724 --> 00:44:22,826 LED ME TO WONDER IF HERB WAS HIDING ANYTHING ELSE. 1012 00:44:22,826 --> 00:44:24,161 HEY, HERB. 1013 00:44:24,161 --> 00:44:25,996 ♪ COME ON, COME ON ♪ 1014 00:44:25,996 --> 00:44:28,999 McKLUSKY. 1015 00:44:28,999 --> 00:44:34,905 I JUST, UH, STOPPED OFF HERE FOR SOME, UM, SOME CIGARETTES. 1016 00:44:34,905 --> 00:44:36,707 YOU DON'T SMOKE. 1017 00:44:36,707 --> 00:44:39,943 [ Laughing ] I'M NOT GAY, DUDE. 1018 00:44:39,943 --> 00:44:42,312 Man: HEY, AND A BEER CHASER. 1019 00:44:42,312 --> 00:44:44,081 [ DANCE MUSIC PLAYS, INDISTINCT CONVERSATIONS ] 1020 00:44:44,081 --> 00:44:47,117 [ CHEERING ] 1021 00:44:50,054 --> 00:44:51,088 YEAH! 1022 00:44:51,088 --> 00:44:52,456 [ BOTH GRUNTING ] 1023 00:45:00,698 --> 00:45:03,267 ME AND JIMMY-JAM HAD BEEN DATING FOR ABOUT A YEAR. 1024 00:45:03,267 --> 00:45:05,869 JIMMY-JAM? 1025 00:45:05,869 --> 00:45:08,939 ABOUT A MONTH BACK, HE STARTS ACTING REALLY NERVOUS. 1026 00:45:08,939 --> 00:45:11,742 I THOUGHT HE MIGHT BE ONTO SOMETHING REALLY BIG. 1027 00:45:11,742 --> 00:45:13,377 WHAT? WHAT WAS IT? 1028 00:45:13,377 --> 00:45:15,179 I DON'T KNOW. 1029 00:45:15,179 --> 00:45:17,247 ALL I KNOW IS THAT HE HAD ME FORGE GAFTY'S SIGNATURE 1030 00:45:17,247 --> 00:45:19,083 ON A REQUISITION FORM. 1031 00:45:19,083 --> 00:45:21,418 HE WAS SUPPOSED TO GET THE FILE ON FRIDAY, 1032 00:45:21,418 --> 00:45:25,289 [ Crying ] BUT I GUESS HE NEVER MADE IT. 1033 00:45:25,289 --> 00:45:27,124 OH. MM-HMM. 1034 00:45:27,124 --> 00:45:30,194 HOLD ON. [ PAPER RUSTLING ] 1035 00:45:30,194 --> 00:45:32,396 THIS REQUISITION FORM? 1036 00:45:34,932 --> 00:45:36,200 THAT'S IT. 1037 00:45:36,200 --> 00:45:39,103 RASPBERRY WAS JIMMY-JAM'S FAVORITE. 1038 00:45:39,103 --> 00:45:40,771 WAIT A MINUTE. 1039 00:45:40,771 --> 00:45:42,473 [ DANCE MUSIC CONTINUES ] 1040 00:45:42,473 --> 00:45:44,174 THE JELLY. 1041 00:45:44,174 --> 00:45:46,210 YEAH, IT'S DELICIOUS. 1042 00:45:46,210 --> 00:45:49,747 I DIDN'T READ FREEDA ALL THE NUMBERS. 1043 00:45:49,747 --> 00:45:52,249 I GOT THE WRONG FILE. 1044 00:45:52,249 --> 00:45:53,517 [ INDISTINCT CONVERSATIONS ] 1045 00:45:53,517 --> 00:45:57,221 WHAT'S CRACKIN', BEE-ATCHES? 1046 00:45:57,221 --> 00:45:59,389 [ GULPS, COUGHS ] 1047 00:45:59,389 --> 00:46:01,325 YOU KNOW, HERB, A FELLOW LIKE YOU 1048 00:46:01,325 --> 00:46:03,160 OUGHT TO BE A LITTLE MORE CAREFUL 1049 00:46:03,160 --> 00:46:04,928 OF THE PEOPLE THAT HE HANGS OUT WITH. 1050 00:46:04,928 --> 00:46:06,430 I'D HATE TO SEE THIS TYPE OF RIFFRAFF 1051 00:46:06,430 --> 00:46:09,900 PUT YOU IN A DANGEROUS SITUATION. 1052 00:46:09,900 --> 00:46:11,502 CASE IN POINT, 1053 00:46:11,502 --> 00:46:14,171 McKLUSKY HERE HAS HARASSED AND HURT ONE OF OUR CLIENTS 1054 00:46:14,171 --> 00:46:16,340 ON MORE THAN ONE OCCASION. 1055 00:46:16,340 --> 00:46:18,876 THREW HIS ASS DOWN A FLIGHT OF GODDAMN STEPS IS WHAT HE DONE. 1056 00:46:18,876 --> 00:46:20,878 THAT'S RIGHT -- GODDAMN STEPS. 1057 00:46:20,878 --> 00:46:22,346 AND WHO KNOWS, HERB? 1058 00:46:22,346 --> 00:46:25,249 MAYBE YOU'RE THE NEXT ONE THAT GETS HURT. 1059 00:46:25,249 --> 00:46:26,917 HMM? HEY, D-- McKLUSKY... 1060 00:46:26,917 --> 00:46:29,153 YOUR SHIT BETTER START COMPLYING 1061 00:46:29,153 --> 00:46:31,255 WITH THAT "RESKRAINING" ORDER AGAINST YOU. 1062 00:46:31,255 --> 00:46:33,157 OR THEY GONNA BE "RESKRAINING" ME 1063 00:46:33,157 --> 00:46:35,092 FROM COMPLYING MY FOOT IN YOUR ASS. 1064 00:46:35,092 --> 00:46:36,260 CAN YOU DIG IT? 1065 00:46:38,362 --> 00:46:41,431 [ EXHALES SHARPLY ] WELL PUT, PARTNER. LET'S GO. 1066 00:46:41,431 --> 00:46:41,865 [ DANCE MUSIC CONTINUES ] 1067 00:46:46,937 --> 00:46:48,305 GOOD NIGHT, YOU GUYS. 1068 00:46:48,305 --> 00:46:49,540 GOOD NIGHT, HERB. 1069 00:46:49,540 --> 00:46:51,542 NIGHT, HERB. 1070 00:46:51,542 --> 00:46:54,044 [ KEYS JINGLING ] 1071 00:46:54,044 --> 00:46:55,445 [ RUSTLING ] 1072 00:46:55,445 --> 00:46:57,414 IS ANYBODY THERE? 1073 00:46:57,414 --> 00:47:00,083 IS IT A MAN... 1074 00:47:00,083 --> 00:47:02,119 MAYBE THAT CUTE BUSBOY 1075 00:47:02,119 --> 00:47:05,155 WITH THE OVERBITE AND THE BOWL CUT? 1076 00:47:06,890 --> 00:47:09,960 [ KEYS JINGLING ] 1077 00:47:09,960 --> 00:47:11,962 [ FOOTSTEPS ] 1078 00:47:11,962 --> 00:47:14,131 OH, MY GOD, IT'S YOU! 1079 00:47:14,131 --> 00:47:18,368 Frank: I SPENT ALL MORNING LOOKING THROUGH THE REQ. FILES 1080 00:47:18,368 --> 00:47:21,905 WHILE FREEDA LOOKED LIKE SHE SWALLOWED J-LO. 1081 00:47:21,905 --> 00:47:24,208 DID YOU CHECK THE PAID-OUTS, SEXY SHORTS? 1082 00:47:24,208 --> 00:47:25,876 WHAT DO YOU MEAN PAID-OUTS? 1083 00:47:25,876 --> 00:47:28,178 WELL, IF IT WAS A CLAIM THAT WAS ALREADY ISSUED, 1084 00:47:28,178 --> 00:47:30,547 HE WOULDN'T PUT THAT IN THE NORMAL P.I.P. FILE, 1085 00:47:30,547 --> 00:47:32,516 HE'D PUT THAT IN THE PAID-OUTS CABINET. 1086 00:47:35,319 --> 00:47:37,554 AND LOOKY WHAT WE HAVE HERE. 1087 00:47:37,554 --> 00:47:39,923 THANKS, FREEDA. OH, YOU BIG -- 1088 00:47:39,923 --> 00:47:41,959 UNH-UNH, SAILOR. 1089 00:47:41,959 --> 00:47:43,393 [ SIGHS ] 1090 00:47:45,262 --> 00:47:48,031 [ SIGHS ] 1091 00:47:48,031 --> 00:47:51,235 [ GROANS ] 1092 00:47:51,235 --> 00:47:54,304 Frank: WITH THE NEW FILE, I VISITED BERKSHIRE DOWNS, 1093 00:47:54,304 --> 00:47:56,573 HOME OF THE MOST HALLOWED STATUE IN ALL OF SPORTS. 1094 00:47:56,573 --> 00:47:59,176 THERE I FIND A JOCKEY NAMED PEEDRO JIMENEZ. 1095 00:47:59,176 --> 00:48:01,411 JIMMY FIT INTO THAT? 1096 00:48:01,411 --> 00:48:04,214 ACTUALLY, JIMMY DIDN'T HAVE IT, 1097 00:48:04,214 --> 00:48:05,616 SO I ORDERED THIS ONE OFF THE INTERNET -- BIGGEST SIZE THEY HAD. 1098 00:48:05,616 --> 00:48:07,417 WOW, IT'S YOUR FIRST DISGUISE. 1099 00:48:07,417 --> 00:48:09,086 ARE YOU GONNA START YOUR OWN COLLECTION? 1100 00:48:09,086 --> 00:48:11,288 MAYBE. [ LAUGHS ] 1101 00:48:11,288 --> 00:48:13,457 LOOK, JUST DO ME A FAVOR. 1102 00:48:13,457 --> 00:48:16,026 STAY IN THE VAN AND COVER MY ASS. 1103 00:48:20,898 --> 00:48:24,468 [ INDISTINCT CONVERSATIONS ] 1104 00:48:28,372 --> 00:48:29,940 HEY, DUDES. 1105 00:48:29,940 --> 00:48:32,943 HEY. 1106 00:48:32,943 --> 00:48:36,046 HEY, BUDDY! 1107 00:48:36,046 --> 00:48:37,281 THIS IS A RESTRICTED AREA! 1108 00:48:37,281 --> 00:48:39,149 I DON'T KNOW, MAYBE YOU GET OFF 1109 00:48:39,149 --> 00:48:41,151 RUNNING AROUND JOCKEY LOCKER ROOMS 1110 00:48:41,151 --> 00:48:43,287 WITH YOUR BUTT CRACK HALF EXPOSED, 1111 00:48:43,287 --> 00:48:45,188 BUT NOT ON MY WATCH, BUSTER BROWN. 1112 00:48:46,556 --> 00:48:51,161 OKAY, SHAQ, YOU'RE IN LOCKER NUMBER FIVE. 1113 00:48:52,696 --> 00:48:55,065 PEPE. 1114 00:48:55,065 --> 00:48:56,266 HEY. 1115 00:48:59,269 --> 00:49:01,638 HEY, MY MAN, 1116 00:49:01,638 --> 00:49:03,607 YOU WOULDN'T HAPPEN TO KNOW THIS GUY, WOULD YOU? 1117 00:49:03,607 --> 00:49:05,943 [ Spanish accent ] YES, HIS NAME PEEDRO JIMENEZ, 1118 00:49:05,943 --> 00:49:07,344 THE GREATEST JOCKEY EVER TO COME OUT OF GUATEMALA, 1119 00:49:07,344 --> 00:49:09,079 UNTIL HE BREAK HIS LEG. 1120 00:49:09,079 --> 00:49:10,280 BREAK HIS LEG? 1121 00:49:10,280 --> 00:49:12,516 WAIT A MINUTE. 1122 00:49:12,516 --> 00:49:15,285 WHAT IF HE FAKED THE INJURY TO COLLECT THE INSURANCE MONEY, 1123 00:49:15,285 --> 00:49:18,155 JIMMY FOUND OUT, AND PEEDRO HAD HIM KILLED? 1124 00:49:18,155 --> 00:49:19,990 THAT GOOD THEORY. 1125 00:49:19,990 --> 00:49:21,258 THANK YOU. 1126 00:49:21,258 --> 00:49:23,293 ONLY, PEEDRO -- HE DEAD. 1127 00:49:23,293 --> 00:49:26,229 WHOA, SHORT STACK, WHAT ARE YOU TALKING ABOUT? 1128 00:49:26,229 --> 00:49:29,166 LOOK, PANCHO NO WANT TO TALK ABOUT THIS. 1129 00:49:29,166 --> 00:49:30,734 RIDERS FOR TIME TRIALS. 1130 00:49:30,734 --> 00:49:33,537 GET YOUR SHRIMPY LITTLE BODIES ON DECK. 1131 00:49:33,537 --> 00:49:35,272 HEY, PANCHO, WAIT. 1132 00:49:35,272 --> 00:49:38,342 AND THIS IS WHERE YOUR FREAKY LITTLE CHARADE ENDS. 1133 00:49:39,576 --> 00:49:42,279 [ Sarcastically ] THREE DOLLARS! 1134 00:49:42,279 --> 00:49:43,113 [ LAUGHS ] 1135 00:49:43,113 --> 00:49:44,314 GO AHEAD. 1136 00:49:44,314 --> 00:49:46,116 [ SIGHS ] 1137 00:49:46,116 --> 00:49:48,118 HEY, WILT CHAMBERLAIN, 1138 00:49:48,118 --> 00:49:51,722 YOU'RE GONNA BE RIDING HORSE NUMBER SIX TODAY, 1139 00:49:51,722 --> 00:49:53,724 HORNY HAL. 1140 00:49:53,724 --> 00:49:55,525 [ LAUGHS ] 1141 00:49:55,525 --> 00:49:57,260 [ HORSE NEIGHS ] 1142 00:49:57,260 --> 00:50:00,297 PANCHO, PANCHO! HEY, HOLD ON. 1143 00:50:00,297 --> 00:50:02,532 MY REAL NAME'S FRANK McKLUSKY. 1144 00:50:02,532 --> 00:50:04,301 I'M AN INSURANCE CLAIMS INVESTIGATOR. 1145 00:50:04,301 --> 00:50:06,403 SEÑOYOU NO SHOULD BE ON THAT HORSE. 1146 00:50:06,403 --> 00:50:08,238 HE NO RACE NO MORE. 1147 00:50:08,238 --> 00:50:10,073 HAL ONLY AROUND TO HAVE THE SEX ALL DAY. 1148 00:50:10,073 --> 00:50:12,242 ES UN STUD, COMPRENDE? 1149 00:50:12,242 --> 00:50:15,245 NO, I-I DON'T SPEAK ITALIAN, SORRY. 1150 00:50:15,245 --> 00:50:18,181 LOOK, PEEDRO'S FILE SAID HE REPORTED A CLAIM, 1151 00:50:18,181 --> 00:50:20,317 SAID HE BROKE HIS LEG, GOT PAID OUT. 1152 00:50:20,317 --> 00:50:23,120 YES, PERO HE NO GET A CHANCE TO GET THE DINERO. 1153 00:50:23,120 --> 00:50:24,388 HE DIE TWO DAY LATER. 1154 00:50:24,388 --> 00:50:26,623 ONLY HIS WIFE GET HIS LIFE INSURANCE. 1155 00:50:26,623 --> 00:50:28,492 SO, ANYWAYS, LET ME GET THIS STRAIGHT -- 1156 00:50:28,492 --> 00:50:29,760 [ BELL RINGS ] 1157 00:50:29,760 --> 00:50:32,529 AAAH! WHOA! WHOA! WHOA! WHOA! WHOA! 1158 00:50:32,529 --> 00:50:35,732 HEY, PANCHO, HOW DO YOU STEER THIS THING? 1159 00:50:35,732 --> 00:50:37,734 NO! NO! NO! NO, NOT THIS WAY! 1160 00:50:37,734 --> 00:50:40,303 AAAH! OKAY, SLOW IT DOWN, SLOW IT DOWN! 1161 00:50:40,303 --> 00:50:41,738 WHOA! 1162 00:50:41,738 --> 00:50:44,408 [ HAL NEIGHING ] 1163 00:50:44,408 --> 00:50:47,244 WELL, THIS IS EMBARRASSING. 1164 00:50:47,244 --> 00:50:49,179 PHEW! COME ON, HAL. 1165 00:50:49,179 --> 00:50:51,481 [ NEIGHING CONTINUES ] 1166 00:50:53,550 --> 00:50:55,118 HI. 1167 00:50:55,118 --> 00:50:56,753 COME ON, HAL. 1168 00:50:56,753 --> 00:50:58,088 [ HAL NEIGHS ] 1169 00:51:00,457 --> 00:51:02,325 SO, WHY'D YOU BRING ME HERE, ANYWAY? 1170 00:51:02,325 --> 00:51:04,628 WELL, FOR EIGHT STRAIGHT YEARS, 1171 00:51:04,628 --> 00:51:07,497 THIS IS WHERE JIMMY AND I USED TO GO AFTER ALL OUR CASES. 1172 00:51:07,497 --> 00:51:09,733 IT'S LIKE JUST YESTERDAY HE WAS SITTING RIGHT THERE. 1173 00:51:09,733 --> 00:51:11,368 [ COUNTRY MUSIC PLAYS ] 1174 00:51:11,368 --> 00:51:13,370 GEE, I MISS THAT FAT BASTARD. 1175 00:51:13,370 --> 00:51:15,172 [ Chinese accent ] MR. FRANK... 1176 00:51:15,172 --> 00:51:16,606 YOU LIKE MY LO MEIN? 1177 00:51:16,606 --> 00:51:19,209 LO MEIN WAS COWBOY JIMMY'S FAVORITE. 1178 00:51:19,209 --> 00:51:21,178 IT WAS, WASN'T IT? 1179 00:51:21,178 --> 00:51:22,446 "HAIRY GATO," SLIM. 1180 00:51:24,714 --> 00:51:27,284 ♪ SOME PEOPLE SEARCH THE WHOLE... ♪ 1181 00:51:27,284 --> 00:51:29,753 FRANK, HAVE YOU GONE BACK TO JIMMY'S PLACE, 1182 00:51:29,753 --> 00:51:32,722 YOU KNOW, TO SEE IF HE LEFT ANYTHING BEHIND? 1183 00:51:32,722 --> 00:51:35,459 SHARON, I'M YOUR SENIOR. DON'T YOU THINK I WOULD'VE THOUGHT OF THAT? 1184 00:51:35,459 --> 00:51:38,261 I TOLD YOU, HIS PLACE WAS CLEANED OUT, 1185 00:51:38,261 --> 00:51:40,097 MINUS THIS ONE SISSY FLICK. 1186 00:51:40,097 --> 00:51:41,331 CAN I SEE IT? 1187 00:51:41,331 --> 00:51:43,567 SURE. IT'S REALLY NOT A BIG DEAL. 1188 00:51:43,567 --> 00:51:45,602 Frank: I TOOK SHARON TO WATCH THE TAPE. 1189 00:51:45,602 --> 00:51:47,838 MOM WASN'T USED TO ME WORKING AT HOME. 1190 00:51:47,838 --> 00:51:50,207 FRANK! YOU BROUGHT COMPANY! 1191 00:51:51,641 --> 00:51:52,742 AND IT'S A GIRL! 1192 00:51:52,742 --> 00:51:54,377 [ Sarcastically ] GREAT. 1193 00:51:54,377 --> 00:51:56,379 HI, I'M SHARON. [ GIGGLES ] 1194 00:51:56,379 --> 00:51:58,582 OH, YOU'RE THE LITTLE HUSSY 1195 00:51:58,582 --> 00:52:01,351 THAT'S GOT HIM GALLIVANTING ALL OVER TOWN WITHOUT A HELMET. 1196 00:52:01,351 --> 00:52:02,652 MOM, I TOLD YOU, UH -- 1197 00:52:02,652 --> 00:52:04,321 OH, NO, IT'S OKAY. 1198 00:52:04,321 --> 00:52:06,323 FALL DOWN AND DIE. SEE IF I CARE. 1199 00:52:06,323 --> 00:52:08,291 YOU KNOW, MOM, SHARON AND I HAVE TO GO UP TO MY ROOM 1200 00:52:08,291 --> 00:52:09,793 AND WORK ON A CASE. 1201 00:52:09,793 --> 00:52:11,761 A CASE OF HERPES FROM THE LOOKS OF HER. 1202 00:52:11,761 --> 00:52:15,298 FRANKIE, REMEMBER TO WEAR PROTECTION. 1203 00:52:15,298 --> 00:52:17,267 MOM, YOU'RE EMBARRASSING ME. 1204 00:52:17,267 --> 00:52:19,469 OH. [ LAUGHS ] 1205 00:52:22,305 --> 00:52:23,740 HEY, I KNOW HIM! 1206 00:52:23,740 --> 00:52:26,309 HE WAS LIKE EVEL KNIEVEL, ONLY HE SUCKED. 1207 00:52:26,309 --> 00:52:27,644 HE'S MY DAD. 1208 00:52:33,350 --> 00:52:36,286 IS HE SLEEPING? 1209 00:52:36,286 --> 00:52:37,487 YEAH... 1210 00:52:37,487 --> 00:52:39,523 FOR THE LAST 20 YEARS. 1211 00:52:41,458 --> 00:52:43,727 [ FARTS ] 1212 00:52:45,896 --> 00:52:48,565 THAT'S A REACTION TO THE MEDICATION. 1213 00:52:48,565 --> 00:52:50,767 MNH. 1214 00:52:50,767 --> 00:52:53,436 [ Grunting ] TOTALLY NORMAL. LET'S GO WATCH THE TAPE. 1215 00:52:53,436 --> 00:52:54,671 [ CLEARS THROAT ] 1216 00:52:57,174 --> 00:52:59,176 WELL, THIS IS MY ROOM. 1217 00:52:59,176 --> 00:53:01,578 YOU KNOW, FRANK... 1218 00:53:01,578 --> 00:53:04,281 I BET JIMMY WOULD'VE BEEN PROUD OF YOU, 1219 00:53:04,281 --> 00:53:06,316 PUTTING YOUR FEARS ASIDE 1220 00:53:06,316 --> 00:53:08,952 TO -- TO FIND OUT WHAT HAPPENED TO HIM. 1221 00:53:08,952 --> 00:53:11,688 IT'S, LIKE, HERO STUFF, FRANK. 1222 00:53:11,688 --> 00:53:14,958 I DON'T KNOW. 1223 00:53:14,958 --> 00:53:16,793 YOU THINK? 1224 00:53:16,793 --> 00:53:18,762 YEAH, I DO. 1225 00:53:18,762 --> 00:53:20,764 [ SIGHS ] 1226 00:53:20,764 --> 00:53:23,200 ♪ IS THIS REALLY LOVE? ♪ 1227 00:53:27,270 --> 00:53:29,239 ♪ IS THIS REALLY LOVE? ♪ 1228 00:53:29,239 --> 00:53:30,840 [ WHIMPERS ] 1229 00:53:33,476 --> 00:53:35,312 [ Music grinds to a halt ] ♪ IS -- ♪ THE TAPE! 1230 00:53:35,312 --> 00:53:37,614 THE TAPE HAS TAPE ON IT! HUH? 1231 00:53:37,614 --> 00:53:40,317 THAT'S WHAT YOU DO WHEN YOU WANT TO TAPE OVER SOMETHING! 1232 00:53:40,317 --> 00:53:42,619 WHAT IF JIMMY TAPED OVER "PRISCILLA, QUEEN OF THE DESERT"? 1233 00:53:42,619 --> 00:53:44,354 DID YOU WATCH THE WHOLE THING? 1234 00:53:44,354 --> 00:53:45,622 I-I'VE -- NO. I'VE BEEN MEANING TO. 1235 00:53:45,622 --> 00:53:47,791 [ VIDEOTAPE SQUEALING ] 1236 00:53:47,791 --> 00:53:49,292 BAYOU? 1237 00:53:49,292 --> 00:53:51,595 YAHTZEE! THIS MUST BE THE INFORMATION 1238 00:53:51,595 --> 00:53:52,996 JIMMY WAS TALKING ABOUT. 1239 00:53:52,996 --> 00:53:55,465 IS THAT -- 1240 00:53:55,465 --> 00:53:56,366 IT'S BAYOU... 1241 00:53:58,602 --> 00:53:59,836 ...AND HE'S WALKING! 1242 00:54:03,473 --> 00:54:05,275 [ CRASH ] 1243 00:54:05,275 --> 00:54:07,310 WHY'D HE DO THAT? 1244 00:54:07,310 --> 00:54:08,245 LET'S GO FIND OUT. 1245 00:54:12,949 --> 00:54:15,485 HEY, KIDS, WHERE ARE YOU GOING?! 1246 00:54:15,485 --> 00:54:18,822 OH, MY GOD! SHE'S NOT PREGNANT, IS SHE? 1247 00:54:18,822 --> 00:54:20,924 [ ENGINE TURNS OVER ] 1248 00:54:20,924 --> 00:54:23,493 Frank: I FINALLY HAD BAYOU, BUT IN ORDER TO MAKE THE BUST, 1249 00:54:23,493 --> 00:54:25,395 I KNEW I NEEDED THE MOST DISCREET COSTUME YET. 1250 00:54:29,966 --> 00:54:32,969 I-I'M REALLY HAPPY TO GET TO WEAR A DISGUISE THIS TIME, 1251 00:54:32,969 --> 00:54:34,871 BUT WHY IS MINE SO SMALL? 1252 00:54:34,871 --> 00:54:36,606 EXACTLY. 1253 00:54:36,606 --> 00:54:38,308 [ CHAINS JINGLING ] 1254 00:54:41,945 --> 00:54:43,313 [ DOOR OPENS ] 1255 00:54:43,313 --> 00:54:45,949 YES? 1256 00:54:45,949 --> 00:54:47,450 DO I KNOW YOU? 1257 00:54:47,450 --> 00:54:49,586 WE'RE C.I.s FROM CONGLOMERATE INSURANCE, 1258 00:54:49,586 --> 00:54:51,588 AND WE WERE WONDERING IF YOU COULD ANSWER A FEW QUESTIONS. 1259 00:54:51,588 --> 00:54:53,056 TALK TO MY LAWYERS! 1260 00:54:53,056 --> 00:54:55,492 OKAY. 1261 00:54:55,492 --> 00:54:56,660 WAIT A MINUTE! 1262 00:54:56,660 --> 00:54:57,761 HUH? 1263 00:54:57,761 --> 00:55:00,330 YOU'RE THE PSYCHO FROM THE CONCERT 1264 00:55:00,330 --> 00:55:01,531 AND FROM THE REHAB CENTER! 1265 00:55:01,531 --> 00:55:03,366 LET ME TELL YOU SOMETHING, ASSHOLE, 1266 00:55:03,366 --> 00:55:04,668 I LOST THE USE OF MY LEGS 1267 00:55:04,668 --> 00:55:07,003 FIGHTING FOR DEMOCRACY IN VIETNAM! 1268 00:55:07,003 --> 00:55:08,605 DO YOU KNOW WHAT IT'S LIKE 1269 00:55:08,605 --> 00:55:10,674 TO BE CONFINED TO A WHEELCHAIR AT AGE 19?! 1270 00:55:10,674 --> 00:55:12,475 DO YOU?! 1271 00:55:12,475 --> 00:55:15,879 A SNIPER'S BULLET SNATCHED AWAY MY FUTURE THAT DAY, 1272 00:55:15,879 --> 00:55:18,815 AND I REFUSE TO LET YOU DO THE SAME! 1273 00:55:18,815 --> 00:55:20,483 I HAVE SURVEILLANCE FOOTAGE 1274 00:55:20,483 --> 00:55:22,452 OF YOU PUSHING A CAR OFF A CLIFF. 1275 00:55:22,452 --> 00:55:23,820 LATER. 1276 00:55:23,820 --> 00:55:25,422 HUH! HUH! YA! 1277 00:55:25,422 --> 00:55:28,391 LET'S GET HIM! 1278 00:55:37,467 --> 00:55:39,602 YA! OOH! OOH! 1279 00:55:39,602 --> 00:55:41,071 HEE HEE HEE HEE HEE HEE HEE HEE! 1280 00:55:41,071 --> 00:55:43,673 YOU OKAY? 1281 00:55:43,673 --> 00:55:46,876 IT WAS LIKE A GIGANTIC BALD TORNADO. 1282 00:55:46,876 --> 00:55:49,612 YOU STAY ON HIM, FRANK. I'LL TAKE CARE OF THIS GUY. 1283 00:55:49,612 --> 00:55:51,548 YEAH. 1284 00:55:51,548 --> 00:55:52,716 UGH! 1285 00:55:52,716 --> 00:55:53,850 HEY! 1286 00:55:53,850 --> 00:55:56,619 YEAH! WHAT'S UP?! WHA! 1287 00:55:58,688 --> 00:55:59,889 [ METAL DINGS ] 1288 00:55:59,889 --> 00:56:01,658 OOH! UGH! 1289 00:56:01,658 --> 00:56:02,826 OOH! 1290 00:56:02,826 --> 00:56:03,993 WHOO! 1291 00:56:10,100 --> 00:56:11,534 Frank: HOLD THE ELEVATOR! 1292 00:56:15,472 --> 00:56:17,874 [ CHAINS JINGLING ] 1293 00:56:17,874 --> 00:56:20,410 [ PANTING ] 1294 00:56:20,410 --> 00:56:22,145 [ INHALES, EXHALES DEEPLY ] 1295 00:56:22,145 --> 00:56:23,680 IT'S OVER, BAYOU. 1296 00:56:27,851 --> 00:56:31,788 OOOOOOOH! 1297 00:56:31,788 --> 00:56:33,790 OOH! OOH! 1298 00:56:33,790 --> 00:56:36,126 [ WARBLING TONGUE ] 1299 00:56:36,126 --> 00:56:38,094 [ WHACK! WHACK! ] OHH! WHA! 1300 00:56:38,094 --> 00:56:40,096 AWWW! 1301 00:56:41,698 --> 00:56:45,802 HEY, KNOCKING OFF MY MOHAWK'S JUST NOT COOL. 1302 00:56:45,802 --> 00:56:47,871 [ ADHESIVE UNSTICKS ] 1303 00:56:49,072 --> 00:56:51,708 WHOO! 1304 00:56:53,042 --> 00:56:56,146 [ INDISTINCT CONVERSATIONS ] 1305 00:56:56,146 --> 00:56:58,148 [ PANTING ] 1306 00:56:58,148 --> 00:56:59,716 [ HEART THUMPING ] 1307 00:56:59,716 --> 00:57:01,951 THIS IS DEFINITELY NOT SAFE. 1308 00:57:01,951 --> 00:57:03,620 COME ON, FRANK, YOU CAN DO IT! 1309 00:57:03,620 --> 00:57:05,155 OH, RIGHT... 1310 00:57:05,155 --> 00:57:07,157 I REMEMBER WHO YOU ARE, MAN. 1311 00:57:07,157 --> 00:57:09,192 YOUR DAD DIDN'T DO HIS JUMP, 1312 00:57:09,192 --> 00:57:12,195 AND YOU'RE NOT GONNA DO THIS ONE! 1313 00:57:12,195 --> 00:57:14,564 COME ON! COME ON, GET ME! 1314 00:57:14,564 --> 00:57:16,166 POW! COME ON! 1315 00:57:16,166 --> 00:57:17,567 JUMP! 1316 00:57:17,567 --> 00:57:19,636 THAT'S RIGHT! YOU CAN DO IT, FRANK! 1317 00:57:19,636 --> 00:57:22,472 [ Chanting ] JUMP! JUMP! JUMP! JUMP! JUMP! 1318 00:57:22,472 --> 00:57:23,540 JUMP! JUMP! 1319 00:57:23,540 --> 00:57:26,176 JUMP, YOU SISSY-ASS BITCH! 1320 00:57:26,176 --> 00:57:29,145 HMM? JUMP! JUMP! JUMP! JUMP! 1321 00:57:29,145 --> 00:57:30,980 JUMP! JUMP! JUMP! JUMP! 1322 00:57:30,980 --> 00:57:32,115 [ HEART THUMPING ] 1323 00:57:32,115 --> 00:57:34,184 JUMP! JUMP! JUMP! 1324 00:57:34,184 --> 00:57:36,453 Madman: ARE YOU READY FOR THE MADMAN TO... 1325 00:57:36,453 --> 00:57:38,488 LAUGH AT SAFETY? 1326 00:57:38,488 --> 00:57:40,790 JUMP! JUMP! JUMP! JUMP! JUMP! 1327 00:57:40,790 --> 00:57:42,025 HA HA HA HA HA! 1328 00:57:42,025 --> 00:57:43,793 JUMP! JUMP! JUMP! 1329 00:57:43,793 --> 00:57:46,129 [ SIGHS ] 1330 00:57:46,129 --> 00:57:48,198 OHH! 1331 00:57:48,198 --> 00:57:50,967 YOU'RE PATHETIC, McKLUSKY. 1332 00:57:50,967 --> 00:57:52,969 YOU ALWAYS WILL BE. 1333 00:57:52,969 --> 00:57:55,205 HEE HEE HEE HEE! WHOO! 1334 00:57:55,205 --> 00:57:58,575 [ GROANS ] 1335 00:57:58,575 --> 00:58:00,176 FRANK, WHAT HAPPENED UP THERE? 1336 00:58:00,176 --> 00:58:02,545 I DON'T WANT TO TALK ABOUT IT. 1337 00:58:02,545 --> 00:58:05,849 WORD ON THE STREET IS YOU'RE A SISSY-ASS BITCH. 1338 00:58:05,849 --> 00:58:07,951 [ INDISTINCT CONVERSATIONS ] 1339 00:58:07,951 --> 00:58:10,887 YOU KNOW, YOU'RE NOT REALLY HELPING THINGS! 1340 00:58:10,887 --> 00:58:14,023 WHAT?! WHAT'D I SAY?! 1341 00:58:14,023 --> 00:58:15,692 [ CHAINS JINGLING ] 1342 00:58:15,692 --> 00:58:18,661 FRANK, WHAT YOU DID UP THERE -- IT WAS GREAT. 1343 00:58:18,661 --> 00:58:21,831 SHARON, I DON'T KNOW IF YOU WERE PAYING ATTENTION OR NOT, 1344 00:58:21,831 --> 00:58:24,267 BUT I GOT BEAT UP, AND THE BAD GUY GOT AWAY. 1345 00:58:24,267 --> 00:58:27,237 IT'S NOT EXACTLY THE KIND OF PERFORMANCE YOU GET A PLAQUE FOR. 1346 00:58:27,237 --> 00:58:29,272 BUT YOU TRIED. 1347 00:58:29,272 --> 00:58:31,107 THAT'S SOMETHING TO BE PROUD OF, RIGHT? 1348 00:58:31,107 --> 00:58:34,143 YEAH, WELL, FOR SOME REASON, 1349 00:58:34,143 --> 00:58:37,146 RIGHT NOW I DON'T FEEL SO PROUD. 1350 00:58:37,146 --> 00:58:38,648 [ SIGHS ] 1351 00:58:38,648 --> 00:58:40,617 [ ADHESIVE UNSTICKS ] 1352 00:58:42,519 --> 00:58:45,221 Frank: I DRAGGED MY BATTERED BODY INTO THE VAN 1353 00:58:45,221 --> 00:58:46,890 AND HEADED BACK TO THE OFFICE. 1354 00:58:46,890 --> 00:58:48,558 [ ELEVATOR DINGS ] 1355 00:58:48,558 --> 00:58:50,159 Vicki: CONGLOMERATE INSURANCE. PLEASE HOLD. 1356 00:58:50,159 --> 00:58:52,128 CONGLOMERATE INSURANCE. PLEASE HOLD. 1357 00:58:52,128 --> 00:58:54,097 HEY, WHERE'S HERB? 1358 00:58:54,097 --> 00:58:55,632 YOU GUYS DON'T KNOW? 1359 00:58:58,902 --> 00:59:00,970 OH, MY GOD! WHAT? 1360 00:59:00,970 --> 00:59:03,973 OH, AND YOU HAVE A PHONE MESSAGE, TOO... 1361 00:59:04,908 --> 00:59:05,942 ...A REAL ONE. 1362 00:59:07,977 --> 00:59:09,579 [ SIGHS ] 1363 00:59:09,579 --> 00:59:12,015 MR. GAFTY WANTS TO SEE ME. 1364 00:59:12,015 --> 00:59:13,716 [ KNOCK ON DOOR ] 1365 00:59:13,716 --> 00:59:16,019 OH, FRANK, HOW ARE YOU? 1366 00:59:16,019 --> 00:59:17,186 GOOD TO SEE YOU. 1367 00:59:17,186 --> 00:59:19,188 PLEASE, PLEASE, COME IN, COME IN. 1368 00:59:19,188 --> 00:59:21,057 HAVE A SEAT. 1369 00:59:21,057 --> 00:59:22,125 THIS IS BOBBY. 1370 00:59:22,125 --> 00:59:24,160 I'M HIS BIG BROTHER. 1371 00:59:24,160 --> 00:59:26,863 YOU KNOW, IT'S "BRING A LITTLE BUDDY TO WORK" DAY. 1372 00:59:26,863 --> 00:59:27,931 HELLO. 1373 00:59:27,931 --> 00:59:29,165 WHAT'S UP, DUDE? 1374 00:59:29,165 --> 00:59:30,733 [ LAUGHS ] 1375 00:59:30,733 --> 00:59:32,201 UH, SIR... 1376 00:59:32,201 --> 00:59:34,637 IS IT -- IS IT TRUE? IS HERB DEAD? 1377 00:59:34,637 --> 00:59:36,873 YES, YES, SADLY, IT'S TRUE, DEAD AS A DOORKNOB. 1378 00:59:36,873 --> 00:59:38,107 [ SIGHS ] 1379 00:59:38,107 --> 00:59:39,809 LOOK, MR. GAFTY, 1380 00:59:39,809 --> 00:59:42,111 I'VE GOT INFORMATION ABOUT SCOUT BAYOU. 1381 00:59:42,111 --> 00:59:44,080 AS IT TURNS OUT -- 1382 00:59:44,080 --> 00:59:45,815 AS A MATTER OF FACT, THAT'S KIND OF WHY YOU'RE UP HERE. 1383 00:59:45,815 --> 00:59:47,917 HUH? 1384 00:59:47,917 --> 00:59:50,587 THIS, UH, BAYOU CHARACTER, WELL, HIS LAWYERS CALLED. 1385 00:59:50,587 --> 00:59:52,589 APPARENTLY YOU'RE STILL HARASSING HIM, 1386 00:59:52,589 --> 00:59:54,857 EVEN THOUGH WE TOOK YOU OFF THE FILE, 1387 00:59:54,857 --> 00:59:56,926 EVEN THOUGH YOU GOT THE RESTRAINING ORDER AGAINST YOU. 1388 00:59:56,926 --> 00:59:58,161 YEAH, BUT -- 1389 00:59:58,161 --> 01:00:00,330 LOOK, THIS IS NEVER EASY, 1390 01:00:00,330 --> 01:00:02,665 BUT I'M AFRAID WE'RE GONNA HAVE TO ASK FOR YOUR C.I. BADGE. 1391 01:00:02,665 --> 01:00:04,934 MY BADGE? 1392 01:00:04,934 --> 01:00:07,103 YEAH, YOUR BADGE. YOU DEAF? 1393 01:00:07,103 --> 01:00:10,073 [ LAUGHS ] HEH. HEH. 1394 01:00:10,073 --> 01:00:12,842 THIS JOB'S ALL I EVER CARED ABOUT. 1395 01:00:12,842 --> 01:00:15,912 IT'S THE ONLY THING I EVER BELIEVED IN. 1396 01:00:15,912 --> 01:00:17,380 I'M -- I'M SORRY, FRANK. 1397 01:00:20,149 --> 01:00:23,152 [ ADHESIVE UNSTICKS ] 1398 01:00:28,858 --> 01:00:30,693 OH, UH, FRANK... 1399 01:00:30,693 --> 01:00:33,162 I HOPE WE CAN STILL BE FRIENDS AND STUFF. 1400 01:00:35,098 --> 01:00:37,400 HA. 1401 01:00:37,400 --> 01:00:39,235 FRANK! 1402 01:00:39,235 --> 01:00:41,404 [ INDISTINCT CONVERSATIONS ] 1403 01:00:41,404 --> 01:00:43,673 HI, THIS IS JERRY IN CLAIMS. 1404 01:00:46,109 --> 01:00:48,044 Frank: "DEAR SHARON, 1405 01:00:48,044 --> 01:00:50,680 "SOMETHING TERRIBLE HAS HAPPENED. 1406 01:00:50,680 --> 01:00:53,850 "PERHAPS VICKI'S ILLUSTRATION CAN BEST EXPLAIN IT. 1407 01:00:53,850 --> 01:00:56,386 "SINCERELY, FRANK McKLUSKY, 1408 01:00:56,386 --> 01:00:59,155 NOT A C.I." 1409 01:00:59,155 --> 01:01:01,190 WHOA! 1410 01:01:03,326 --> 01:01:06,162 DO I KNOW YOU? 1411 01:01:06,162 --> 01:01:09,132 Frank: AND YOU THOUGHT WHEN ROSE McGOWAN WORE IT IT WAS OFFENSIVE. 1412 01:01:09,132 --> 01:01:11,134 I'M FRANK'S JUNIOR PARTNER. 1413 01:01:11,134 --> 01:01:13,036 UH, I WAS WONDERING IF YOU COULD DO ME A FAVOR. 1414 01:01:13,036 --> 01:01:14,771 I NEED A PRINTOUT 1415 01:01:14,771 --> 01:01:16,906 OF ALL THE P.I.P. POLICIES THAT ARE DOUBLE COVERED. 1416 01:01:16,906 --> 01:01:19,909 AND WHY WOULD I DO THAT FOR YOU? 1417 01:01:19,909 --> 01:01:22,412 LOOK, FREEDA, FRANK MIGHT BE IN TROUBLE. 1418 01:01:23,880 --> 01:01:26,182 DIDN'T I TELL YOU THIS WOULD HAPPEN? 1419 01:01:26,182 --> 01:01:29,318 THE WORLD IS A VERY DANGEROUS, VERY HORRIBLE PLACE. 1420 01:01:29,318 --> 01:01:31,020 MAYBE YOU'RE RIGHT. 1421 01:01:31,020 --> 01:01:33,256 I THOUGHT I COULD CHANGE THINGS, 1422 01:01:33,256 --> 01:01:35,725 STOP FRAUDULENT CLAIMS, PROTECT THE INNOCENT. 1423 01:01:35,725 --> 01:01:36,859 HA! 1424 01:01:38,161 --> 01:01:39,295 OH. 1425 01:01:39,295 --> 01:01:42,165 BUT I FAILED. 1426 01:01:42,165 --> 01:01:45,301 MOST IMPORTANT, I FAILED JIMMY. 1427 01:01:45,301 --> 01:01:47,003 YES, YOU DID, 1428 01:01:47,003 --> 01:01:48,838 BUT THAT'S WHY I'M HERE, 1429 01:01:48,838 --> 01:01:51,908 TO TAKE CARE OF YOU LIKE I ALWAYS HAVE. 1430 01:01:51,908 --> 01:01:53,142 OH, HONEY... 1431 01:01:54,177 --> 01:01:56,479 [ THUD ] [ SIGHS ] 1432 01:01:56,479 --> 01:01:58,848 DON'T YOU THINK IT'S TIME YOU CAME HOME? 1433 01:01:58,848 --> 01:02:01,084 AW, DAD... 1434 01:02:01,084 --> 01:02:03,152 SOMETIMES I WISH YOU COULD HEAR ME, 1435 01:02:03,152 --> 01:02:05,154 GIVE ME SOME ADVICE, 1436 01:02:05,154 --> 01:02:08,257 TELL ME WHAT TO DO, HOW TO BE. 1437 01:02:08,257 --> 01:02:10,093 [ FARTS ] 1438 01:02:10,093 --> 01:02:13,262 BUT THEN THERE'S YOUR ANSWER, HUH? 1439 01:02:13,262 --> 01:02:16,199 DON'T END UP LIKE YOU. 1440 01:02:19,936 --> 01:02:22,305 [ GRUNTING ] 1441 01:02:22,305 --> 01:02:23,473 OH. 1442 01:02:23,473 --> 01:02:26,476 WHOA! OH! UGH! UGH! 1443 01:02:26,476 --> 01:02:28,911 [ METAL CLANKING ] 1444 01:02:31,214 --> 01:02:34,183 [ BONES CRACKING ] 1445 01:02:47,130 --> 01:02:49,198 [ DOOR HINGES CREAK ] 1446 01:02:49,198 --> 01:02:50,399 [ DOORBELL RINGS ] 1447 01:02:55,204 --> 01:02:59,075 I'VE GOT SOME INFORMATION ABOUT THE CASE. 1448 01:02:59,075 --> 01:03:01,377 DIDN'T YOU GET MY NOTE? 1449 01:03:01,377 --> 01:03:03,279 I'M OUT, SHARON. 1450 01:03:03,279 --> 01:03:05,047 JUST GIVE ME FIVE MINUTES. 1451 01:03:05,047 --> 01:03:06,048 [ SIGHS ] 1452 01:03:06,048 --> 01:03:08,084 I HAD THE TAPE ENHANCED. 1453 01:03:08,084 --> 01:03:10,186 NOW, TELL ME WHAT YOU SEE. 1454 01:03:12,555 --> 01:03:14,323 IS THAT -- WHOA! 1455 01:03:14,323 --> 01:03:15,458 AW! 1456 01:03:17,093 --> 01:03:18,060 UGH! 1457 01:03:18,060 --> 01:03:19,195 [ EXHALES DEEPLY ] 1458 01:03:19,195 --> 01:03:21,264 A TINY SATIN CAP? 1459 01:03:21,264 --> 01:03:23,499 THAT, FRANK, IS A JOCKEY'S HAT. 1460 01:03:23,499 --> 01:03:24,901 OH. 1461 01:03:24,901 --> 01:03:27,370 "FAMED JOCKEY PEEDRO JIMENEZ'S CAR 1462 01:03:27,370 --> 01:03:29,872 CAREENED OFF A CLIFF LATE LAST NIGHT." 1463 01:03:29,872 --> 01:03:32,408 THAT JOCKEY DIDN'T DIE BY ACCIDENT, FRANK. 1464 01:03:32,408 --> 01:03:34,510 HE WAS MURDERED. READ IT. 1465 01:03:34,510 --> 01:03:37,180 HERE'S A LIST OF ALL THE P.I.P. POLICIES. 1466 01:03:37,180 --> 01:03:40,316 OH, COOL, SCOTT BAIO HAS A P.I.P. POLICY! 1467 01:03:40,316 --> 01:03:42,351 BUT WHY ARE THERE TWO ROWS OF NUMBERS? 1468 01:03:42,351 --> 01:03:45,555 BECAUSE SOME P.I.P. POLICIES ARE DOUBLE COVERED -- 1469 01:03:45,555 --> 01:03:48,257 THAT WAS THE CLASSIFIED INFORMATION -- 1470 01:03:48,257 --> 01:03:50,293 INCLUDING PEEDRO JIMENEZ. 1471 01:03:50,293 --> 01:03:52,428 HIS P.I.P.'s FOR $5 MILLION 1472 01:03:52,428 --> 01:03:56,299 AND HIS LIFE INSURANCE IS FOR ONLY 75 GRAND? 1473 01:03:56,299 --> 01:03:58,301 IF YOU WERE AN INSURANCE COMPANY, 1474 01:03:58,301 --> 01:04:00,236 WHICH WOULD YOU RATHER PAY OUT, FIVE FIGURES OR SEVEN? 1475 01:04:00,236 --> 01:04:01,971 CONGLOMERATE -- 1476 01:04:01,971 --> 01:04:04,106 THEY KILLED JIMMY WHEN HE WAS ONTO THEM. 1477 01:04:04,106 --> 01:04:06,375 WE NEED TO WARN EVERYBODY ON THAT LIST, 1478 01:04:06,375 --> 01:04:09,045 AND WE CAN START WITH SCOTT BAIO. 1479 01:04:09,045 --> 01:04:11,214 HE'S DOING "CELEBRITY BIG TOP" AT SAUGUS SPEEDWAY. 1480 01:04:11,214 --> 01:04:13,616 S-S-SAUGUS SPEEDWAY? 1481 01:04:13,616 --> 01:04:14,617 UH-HUH. 1482 01:04:14,617 --> 01:04:16,219 BEAT IT, HUSSY. 1483 01:04:16,219 --> 01:04:19,922 MY SON IS DONE RISKING HIS LIFE FOR A PAYCHECK. 1484 01:04:19,922 --> 01:04:22,291 MRS. McKLUSKY, YOU DON'T UNDERSTAND. FRANK AND I WERE -- 1485 01:04:22,291 --> 01:04:24,193 WHAT DO YOU KNOW ABOUT ANYTHING? 1486 01:04:24,193 --> 01:04:26,429 UNTIL YOU WITNESS YOUR HUSBAND EXPLODE 1487 01:04:26,429 --> 01:04:29,498 IN FRONT OF 5,000 PEOPLE, YOU DON'T KNOW SHIT. 1488 01:04:29,498 --> 01:04:31,968 I'LL TELL YOU WHAT I DO KNOW, MRS. McKLUSKY. 1489 01:04:31,968 --> 01:04:35,171 I KNOW FRANK WAS BORN TO BE A CLAIMS INVESTIGATOR. 1490 01:04:35,171 --> 01:04:37,440 FRANK, IF YOU DON'T TAKE A STAND RIGHT HERE AND NOW, 1491 01:04:37,440 --> 01:04:40,042 THEN WE ALL LOSE, 1492 01:04:40,042 --> 01:04:42,211 AND PEOPLE LIKE THEM, THEY WIN. 1493 01:04:42,211 --> 01:04:44,247 I WILL FIGHT TO GET YOU YOUR MONEY, 1494 01:04:44,247 --> 01:04:46,182 AND WHEN I'M DONE GETTING YOU YOUR MONEY, 1495 01:04:46,182 --> 01:04:49,185 I WILL GO GET YOU SOME MORE MONEY. 1496 01:04:49,185 --> 01:04:51,220 THAT'S RIGHT, BIZOY, 1497 01:04:51,220 --> 01:04:54,557 'CAUSE WE GOT THE MAD BENJAMINS IN THE HIZ-OUSE. 1498 01:04:54,557 --> 01:04:59,161 ROSENGOLD AND ROSENGOLD, ATTORNEYS AT LAW. 1499 01:04:59,161 --> 01:05:00,997 IT'S UP TO YOU. 1500 01:05:03,299 --> 01:05:05,268 [ SIGHS ] 1501 01:05:05,268 --> 01:05:07,536 I'M SORRY, SHARON, 1502 01:05:07,536 --> 01:05:10,239 I CAN'T GO TO SAUGUS SPEEDWAY. 1503 01:05:10,239 --> 01:05:12,041 IT'S WHERE MY DAD BLEW UP. 1504 01:05:12,909 --> 01:05:14,443 I JUST CAN'T. 1505 01:05:14,443 --> 01:05:17,914 NO, I'M SORRY, FRANK. 1506 01:05:17,914 --> 01:05:20,416 I GUESS I THOUGHT YOU WERE SOMEBODY ELSE. 1507 01:05:31,060 --> 01:05:33,129 WHAAA! AAAH! 1508 01:05:34,330 --> 01:05:36,565 UH, SHARON, ARE YOU OKAY? 1509 01:05:36,565 --> 01:05:40,236 IT SOUNDED LIKE YOU FELL DOWN SOME STEPS. 1510 01:05:40,236 --> 01:05:42,438 I DID, BUT THAT'S LIFE, FRANK. 1511 01:05:42,438 --> 01:05:45,107 SOMETIMES PEOPLE FALL DOWN. 1512 01:05:45,107 --> 01:05:46,575 BUT DON'T YOU GET IT?! 1513 01:05:46,575 --> 01:05:49,211 IT DOESN'T MEAN YOU QUIT WALKING! 1514 01:05:49,211 --> 01:05:51,314 WHAAA! AAAH! 1515 01:05:51,314 --> 01:05:53,082 [ GLASS SHATTERS ] UGH! 1516 01:05:53,082 --> 01:05:55,084 YEAH, I COULDN'T HEAR A WORD YOU SAID. 1517 01:05:55,084 --> 01:05:58,120 I'M WEARING THE HELMET, REMEMBER? 1518 01:05:58,120 --> 01:05:59,188 [ WHIMPERS ] HMM! 1519 01:06:01,557 --> 01:06:04,193 WELCOME TO "CELEBRITY BIG TOP." 1520 01:06:04,193 --> 01:06:07,063 I'M YOUR HOST, GARY OWENS. 1521 01:06:07,063 --> 01:06:09,332 TODAY YOU'LL SEE SUCH OLD FAVORITES AS LOU FERRIGNO, 1522 01:06:09,332 --> 01:06:11,000 EMMANUEL LEWIS, 1523 01:06:11,000 --> 01:06:13,002 WILLIE TYLER AND LESTER, 1524 01:06:15,638 --> 01:06:18,240 EVEN A BROKEN NOSE COULDN'T KEEP ME FROM THIS EVENT. 1525 01:06:18,240 --> 01:06:20,309 A BROKEN NOSE? 1526 01:06:23,179 --> 01:06:24,547 [ GASPS ] 1527 01:06:26,749 --> 01:06:28,317 OH, NO! 1528 01:06:28,317 --> 01:06:32,388 SCOUT BAYOU'S GONNA BE THERE TODAY TO KILL SCOTT BAIO. 1529 01:06:32,388 --> 01:06:34,490 I GOT TO WARN SHARON. 1530 01:06:37,593 --> 01:06:40,162 FRANKIE! WHERE YOU GOIN'? 1531 01:06:40,162 --> 01:06:42,431 MOM, I GOT TO HELP SHARON. 1532 01:06:42,431 --> 01:06:45,334 SHE'S MY PARTNER, AND SHE NEEDS ME. I CAN'T QUIT ON HER NOW. 1533 01:06:45,334 --> 01:06:47,370 A GOOD C.I. -- NEWS FLASH -- 1534 01:06:47,370 --> 01:06:49,271 USUALLY WHEN A PERSON GETS FIRED, 1535 01:06:49,271 --> 01:06:50,639 THEY DON'T DO THAT JOB ANYMORE. 1536 01:06:50,639 --> 01:06:52,274 THAT'S JUST IT, MOM. 1537 01:06:52,274 --> 01:06:53,476 MY JOB MIGHT BE OVER, 1538 01:06:53,476 --> 01:06:56,178 BUT MY LIFE'S JUST BEGINNING. 1539 01:06:56,178 --> 01:06:58,647 I'M JUST REALIZING THAT NOW. 1540 01:06:58,647 --> 01:07:00,249 DON'T YOU SEE? 1541 01:07:00,249 --> 01:07:02,451 EVER SINCE JIMMY DIED, I FINALLY BEGAN LIVING. 1542 01:07:02,451 --> 01:07:05,187 I REMEMBER DAD ALWAYS HAD A SMILE ON HIS FACE. 1543 01:07:05,187 --> 01:07:06,756 NOW I KNOW WHY. 1544 01:07:06,756 --> 01:07:08,724 [ THUD ] 'CAUSE HE WAS ALIVE. 1545 01:07:08,724 --> 01:07:11,060 I ALIVE. 1546 01:07:11,060 --> 01:07:13,295 YEAH, HOLD ON, DAD, I-I'M GETTING TO SOMETHING HERE. 1547 01:07:13,295 --> 01:07:15,297 OHH! LARRY! 1548 01:07:15,297 --> 01:07:17,099 DAD! 1549 01:07:17,099 --> 01:07:18,534 OH! 1550 01:07:18,534 --> 01:07:20,770 OH, HONEY! OH! 1551 01:07:20,770 --> 01:07:22,204 UGH! [ LAUGHS ] 1552 01:07:22,204 --> 01:07:23,406 OH! 1553 01:07:23,406 --> 01:07:25,341 [ LAUGHS ] OH, THANKS. 1554 01:07:25,341 --> 01:07:28,444 I'D HUG YOU GUYS BACK, BUT I CAN'T MOVE MY ARMS. 1555 01:07:28,444 --> 01:07:31,414 MY MUSCLES KIND OF ATROPHIED ON ACCOUNT OF 1556 01:07:31,414 --> 01:07:34,350 THE UNCONSCIOUS-COMA SORT OF DEAL, SO... 1557 01:07:34,350 --> 01:07:37,553 EDITH, YOU'RE A GOOD WOMAN -- YOU ALWAYS WERE -- 1558 01:07:37,553 --> 01:07:41,123 BUT, DAMN IT, YOU GOTTA LET GO OF THE BOY. 1559 01:07:41,123 --> 01:07:43,559 YOU RAISED A TOUGH KID. 1560 01:07:43,559 --> 01:07:46,362 YOU'VE GOT NOTHING TO WORRY ABOUT. 1561 01:07:48,197 --> 01:07:50,399 [ CRACKING ] 1562 01:07:52,802 --> 01:07:55,805 A-A-A-AND I'M SPENT. 1563 01:07:55,805 --> 01:07:57,773 I GOTTA GO. 1564 01:07:57,773 --> 01:08:00,276 FRANKIE, WAIT! 1565 01:08:00,276 --> 01:08:01,744 LOOK, MOM, I TOLD YOU, I -- 1566 01:08:01,744 --> 01:08:03,345 IF YOU'RE GONNA BE A DAREDEVIL HERO... 1567 01:08:05,214 --> 01:08:08,551 ...I THINK YOU'RE GONNA NEED SOMETHING. 1568 01:08:10,119 --> 01:08:13,189 [ HINGES CREAK ] 1569 01:08:13,189 --> 01:08:14,490 ♪ SAY, "YEAH!" ♪ 1570 01:08:19,662 --> 01:08:21,363 ♪ OW! ♪ 1571 01:08:23,165 --> 01:08:25,434 [ ENGINE TURNS OVER ] 1572 01:08:25,434 --> 01:08:27,369 [ REVVING ] 1573 01:08:34,110 --> 01:08:35,211 [ Muffled ] GOOD LUCK! 1574 01:08:35,211 --> 01:08:36,479 WHAT? 1575 01:08:36,479 --> 01:08:38,147 [ Muffled ] GOOD LUCK! 1576 01:08:38,147 --> 01:08:40,483 I CAN'T HEAR YOU! 1577 01:08:43,185 --> 01:08:46,188 [ AIR HISSES ] 1578 01:08:48,290 --> 01:08:50,126 [ GASPS ] 1579 01:08:50,126 --> 01:08:51,794 [ Normal voice ] I SAID... 1580 01:08:51,794 --> 01:08:53,662 [ Muffled ] GOOD LUCK. 1581 01:08:57,500 --> 01:08:59,835 ♪ SAY, "YEAH!" ♪ 1582 01:08:59,835 --> 01:09:03,572 Frank: I HAD THE MADMAN'S MOTO-PSYCHO, 1583 01:09:03,572 --> 01:09:05,908 AND I HAD THE MADMAN'S JUMPSUIT. 1584 01:09:05,908 --> 01:09:09,178 NOW I NEEDED TO SEE IF I HAD THE MADMAN'S ABILITIES. 1585 01:09:09,178 --> 01:09:09,912 AAAH! 1586 01:09:09,912 --> 01:09:11,814 [ THUD ] OH! 1587 01:09:11,814 --> 01:09:16,352 Owens: BROADCASTING LIVE FROM SAUGUS, CALIFORNIA, 1588 01:09:16,352 --> 01:09:18,320 IT'S "CELEBRITY BIG TOP"! 1589 01:09:19,455 --> 01:09:21,423 [ CROWD GASPS ] WOW! 1590 01:09:21,423 --> 01:09:23,392 WEBSTER DOESN'T EVEN FLINCH 1591 01:09:23,392 --> 01:09:26,829 AS THE HULK WINGS THOSE KNIVES AT HIM. 1592 01:09:26,829 --> 01:09:29,732 IF COURAGE WERE MEASURED IN HEIGHT, 1593 01:09:29,732 --> 01:09:32,902 THAT LITTLE SON OF A BITCH WOULD BE 10 FEET TALL. 1594 01:09:32,902 --> 01:09:34,637 [ METAL PINGS ] 1595 01:09:34,637 --> 01:09:37,173 DUDE, WATCH THE 'FRO! 1596 01:09:37,173 --> 01:09:38,741 [ CHEERS AND APPLAUSE ] 1597 01:09:38,741 --> 01:09:41,277 NOW, FOLKS, YOU KNOW HIM FROM "HAPPY DAYS," 1598 01:09:41,277 --> 01:09:43,846 YOU KIND OF REMEMBER HIM FROM "CHARLES IN CHARGE," 1599 01:09:43,846 --> 01:09:45,447 AND YOU'RE PROBABLY UNAWARE 1600 01:09:45,447 --> 01:09:47,850 THAT HE WAS ON "DIAGNOSIS MURDER." 1601 01:09:47,850 --> 01:09:50,686 LET'S GIVE A BIG ROUND OF APPLAUSE FOR... 1602 01:09:50,686 --> 01:09:52,321 SCOTT BAIO! 1603 01:09:52,321 --> 01:09:54,290 [ CHEERS AND APPLAUSE ] 1604 01:09:54,290 --> 01:09:57,293 [ Laughing ] YEAH! YEAH! YEAH! 1605 01:09:57,293 --> 01:09:58,661 YEAH! 1606 01:09:58,661 --> 01:10:01,197 WHOO! 1607 01:10:03,265 --> 01:10:05,901 IT'S HIM -- SCOUT BAYOU! 1608 01:10:05,901 --> 01:10:08,737 [ SHOES SQUEAKING ] 1609 01:10:08,737 --> 01:10:10,406 [ DRUMROLL ] 1610 01:10:13,442 --> 01:10:17,213 WELL, APPARENTLY AN ANGRY CLOWN 1611 01:10:17,213 --> 01:10:20,482 AND A WOMAN FROM THE CROWD HAVE DECIDED TO JOIN THE FUN. 1612 01:10:20,482 --> 01:10:23,319 LET'S GIVE THEM A BIG ROUND OF APPLAUSE, SHALL WE? 1613 01:10:23,319 --> 01:10:25,521 [ CHEERS AND APPLAUSE ] 1614 01:10:25,521 --> 01:10:27,456 [ ENGINE RUMBLING ] 1615 01:10:27,456 --> 01:10:32,294 [ SIGHS ] GUESS WHO'S BACK. 1616 01:10:32,294 --> 01:10:33,596 [ WHISTLING ] 1617 01:10:33,596 --> 01:10:35,664 [ CHEERS AND APPLAUSE ] 1618 01:10:37,399 --> 01:10:39,268 [ DRUMROLL CONTINUES ] 1619 01:10:39,268 --> 01:10:42,238 BAIO! GET BACK HERE! 1620 01:10:43,505 --> 01:10:44,840 Owens: OH, NO! 1621 01:10:44,840 --> 01:10:47,309 THE CLOWN IS ABOUT TO CUT THE WIRE 1622 01:10:47,309 --> 01:10:49,812 WITH HIS GIANT WIRE CUTTERS. 1623 01:10:49,812 --> 01:10:52,014 IS THIS THE END FOR SCOTT BAIO? 1624 01:10:52,014 --> 01:10:52,982 [ ALL GASP ] 1625 01:10:52,982 --> 01:10:54,416 [ HORN HONKS ] 1626 01:10:54,416 --> 01:10:55,784 HEY, LOOK -- 1627 01:10:55,784 --> 01:10:58,621 IT'S AMERICA'S FAVORITE JIVE-TALKIN' PUPPET. 1628 01:10:58,621 --> 01:11:00,522 IT'S LESTER! 1629 01:11:00,522 --> 01:11:02,358 WHAT'S UP, YO?! 1630 01:11:02,358 --> 01:11:03,826 Sharon: NO! 1631 01:11:03,826 --> 01:11:05,995 DON'T LOOK AT THE PUPPET! LOOK AT THE CLOWN, THE CLOWN! 1632 01:11:05,995 --> 01:11:07,296 HEY! 1633 01:11:07,296 --> 01:11:09,431 THIS ONE'S FOR YOU, DAD. 1634 01:11:09,431 --> 01:11:11,300 [ ENGINE REVVING ] 1635 01:11:18,540 --> 01:11:20,342 AAAAAH! 1636 01:11:20,342 --> 01:11:21,510 [ GASPS ] 1637 01:11:21,510 --> 01:11:22,978 AAAAAH! 1638 01:11:22,978 --> 01:11:26,582 CHACHI-I-I-I! 1639 01:11:26,582 --> 01:11:28,284 CHACHI! 1640 01:11:28,284 --> 01:11:30,586 [ CHEERS AND APPLAUSE ] 1641 01:11:30,586 --> 01:11:31,587 [ SIGHS ] 1642 01:11:31,587 --> 01:11:34,356 [ TIRES SCREECH ] 1643 01:11:34,356 --> 01:11:36,792 [ CHEERS AND APPLAUSE CONTINUE ] 1644 01:11:36,792 --> 01:11:39,295 [ BREATHING HEAVILY ] 1645 01:11:39,295 --> 01:11:41,597 FRANK! 1646 01:11:41,597 --> 01:11:43,032 YOU SHOWED UP! AAAH! 1647 01:11:43,032 --> 01:11:45,334 STAY RIGHT THERE, McKLUSKY, OR SHE DIES! 1648 01:11:45,334 --> 01:11:46,969 [ CROWD GASPS ] 1649 01:11:46,969 --> 01:11:50,306 STOP THE CAR, PUPPET. 1650 01:11:50,306 --> 01:11:52,408 WHAT? 1651 01:11:52,408 --> 01:11:54,076 HIT THE FREAKIN' GAS, LESTER! 1652 01:11:54,076 --> 01:11:56,412 CHILL, MY MAN! [ TIRES SQUEAL ] 1653 01:11:56,412 --> 01:11:58,047 HOLD ON, BAIO. 1654 01:11:58,047 --> 01:11:58,981 [ ENGINE REVS ] 1655 01:11:58,981 --> 01:12:00,783 [ TIRES SQUEAL ] 1656 01:12:00,783 --> 01:12:02,951 UGH! WHOA! 1657 01:12:02,951 --> 01:12:05,054 [ TIRES SQUEAL ] 1658 01:12:05,054 --> 01:12:08,057 [ CHEERS AND APPLAUSE ] 1659 01:12:08,057 --> 01:12:12,661 [ TIRES SQUEAL, HORNS BLARE ] 1660 01:12:12,661 --> 01:12:15,864 [ HORNS HONKING ] 1661 01:12:19,501 --> 01:12:21,370 [ WHIMPERING ] 1662 01:12:25,107 --> 01:12:27,343 WHO ARE YOU?! 1663 01:12:27,343 --> 01:12:29,111 AND WHAT'S THIS ALL ABOUT?! 1664 01:12:29,111 --> 01:12:30,646 NAME'S FRANK McKLUSKY. 1665 01:12:30,646 --> 01:12:33,015 I WAS AN INSURANCE CLAIMS INVESTIGATOR. OH. 1666 01:12:33,015 --> 01:12:35,384 REMEMBER EPISODE 66 OF "CHARLES IN CHARGE," 1667 01:12:35,384 --> 01:12:36,785 WHEN YOU GOT BONKED ON THE HEAD 1668 01:12:36,785 --> 01:12:38,854 AND BECAME YOUR EVIL ALTER EGO CHAS, 1669 01:12:38,854 --> 01:12:41,657 WHO THEN BEAT UP DANIEL BALDWIN AT THE PIZZA PARLOR? 1670 01:12:41,657 --> 01:12:43,625 YEAH. WHAT'S THAT GOT TO DO WITH ANYTHING? 1671 01:12:43,625 --> 01:12:45,060 NOTHING. YOU WERE JUST GREAT IN THAT EPISODE. 1672 01:12:45,060 --> 01:12:46,395 WHAT?! 1673 01:12:48,097 --> 01:12:50,065 [ PANTING ] 1674 01:12:51,367 --> 01:12:53,102 [ GRUNTING ] 1675 01:12:53,102 --> 01:12:54,803 UH-OH. 1676 01:12:54,803 --> 01:12:55,604 HYAH! 1677 01:12:55,604 --> 01:12:56,872 OH! 1678 01:12:56,872 --> 01:12:58,707 [ GASPS ] WHO THE HELL ARE YOU? 1679 01:12:58,707 --> 01:13:01,610 I'M JUST A PUPPETEER, MAN! DON'T KILL ME! 1680 01:13:01,610 --> 01:13:02,711 UGH! 1681 01:13:03,979 --> 01:13:05,681 AAAH! WATCH OUT! 1682 01:13:05,681 --> 01:13:06,515 UGH! 1683 01:13:06,515 --> 01:13:08,050 WHOA! 1684 01:13:08,050 --> 01:13:09,518 [ TIRES SCREECH ] 1685 01:13:13,856 --> 01:13:16,024 ARE YOU OKAY? 1686 01:13:16,024 --> 01:13:17,893 THANKS FOR TRYING TO SAVE ME. 1687 01:13:17,893 --> 01:13:19,128 [ PANTING ] 1688 01:13:19,128 --> 01:13:20,729 WHOA. 1689 01:13:20,729 --> 01:13:21,897 DUDE... 1690 01:13:21,897 --> 01:13:24,700 YOUR NOSE. 1691 01:13:24,700 --> 01:13:26,101 OH, JEEZ. 1692 01:13:26,101 --> 01:13:27,936 MY LAWYER TOLD ME THAT I COULD PICK UP 1693 01:13:27,936 --> 01:13:29,838 SOME QUICK CASH BY DOING THIS. 1694 01:13:29,838 --> 01:13:32,107 LET ME TELL YOU SOMETHING -- JOANIE MAY LOVE CHACHI, 1695 01:13:32,107 --> 01:13:33,675 BUT CHACHI HATES THE RESIDUALS. 1696 01:13:33,675 --> 01:13:34,977 McKLUSKY! 1697 01:13:34,977 --> 01:13:37,646 I TOLD YOU, 1698 01:13:37,646 --> 01:13:40,082 BUT YOU COULDN'T LEAVE WELL ENOUGH ALONE, COULD YOU? 1699 01:13:40,082 --> 01:13:42,951 AND NOW I'M GONNA HAVE TO DO YOU THE WAY I DID HERB! 1700 01:13:42,951 --> 01:13:45,187 WAIT, YOU'RE GAY, TOO? 1701 01:13:45,187 --> 01:13:47,723 I KILLED HIM, ASSHOLE. 1702 01:13:49,124 --> 01:13:52,194 [ VEHICLE APPROACHES ] 1703 01:13:53,162 --> 01:13:55,464 AW! [ GROANS ] 1704 01:13:58,066 --> 01:14:00,702 WELL, WELL, WELL. 1705 01:14:00,702 --> 01:14:02,471 ISN'T IT NICE 1706 01:14:02,471 --> 01:14:04,640 THAT THE GANG'S ALL HERE? 1707 01:14:04,640 --> 01:14:07,109 AND WHAT A PLACE FOR THE PARTY, 1708 01:14:07,109 --> 01:14:11,046 A PLACE I LIKE TO CALL "ADIOS, PEEDRO." 1709 01:14:11,046 --> 01:14:13,882 TELL ME YOU KILLED MY PARTNER AND THE REST OF THOSE OTHER PEOPLE 1710 01:14:13,882 --> 01:14:15,451 FOR SOMETHING OTHER THAN THE MONEY. 1711 01:14:15,451 --> 01:14:17,553 NO, IT WAS ALL FOR THE MONEY. 1712 01:14:17,553 --> 01:14:19,655 YOU SEE, McKLUSKY, 1713 01:14:19,655 --> 01:14:22,157 I HAD YOUR ASS PEGGED AS A SHUT-IN FREAK. 1714 01:14:22,157 --> 01:14:25,627 I THOUGHT I COULD PUT YOUR EAGER ASS 1715 01:14:25,627 --> 01:14:27,229 WITH McKLUSKY 1716 01:14:27,229 --> 01:14:29,198 AND HAVE HIM STIFLE YOU WITH A MILLION RULES 1717 01:14:29,198 --> 01:14:30,799 AND REGULATIONS, 1718 01:14:30,799 --> 01:14:33,802 BUT, NO, YOU TWO HAD TO GO AND ACT AS A TEAM. 1719 01:14:33,802 --> 01:14:37,706 WELL, NOW YOU'RE GONNA DIE AS A TEAM. 1720 01:14:37,706 --> 01:14:39,508 KILL THEM, BAYOU, 1721 01:14:39,508 --> 01:14:41,510 AND MAKE IT LOOK LIKE AN ACCIDENT. 1722 01:14:41,510 --> 01:14:43,078 I'M NOT KILLING ANYONE. 1723 01:14:43,846 --> 01:14:47,216 I WAS TALKING TO THE BALD GUY, JACKASS. 1724 01:14:47,216 --> 01:14:48,817 OH. 1725 01:14:49,718 --> 01:14:51,186 NOOOO! 1726 01:14:51,186 --> 01:14:52,788 [ GUNSHOT ] 1727 01:14:52,788 --> 01:14:53,689 [ THUD ] UGH! 1728 01:14:53,689 --> 01:14:56,124 [ THUD ] OHHH! 1729 01:14:56,124 --> 01:14:58,160 RRRRRR. Sharon: FRANK, ARE YOU ALL RIGHT? 1730 01:14:58,160 --> 01:15:01,263 [ LAUGHS ] WOW. 1731 01:15:05,968 --> 01:15:07,903 [ ENGINE TURNS OVER ] 1732 01:15:07,903 --> 01:15:09,872 [ METAL CREAKING ] 1733 01:15:09,872 --> 01:15:12,040 WHAT THE HELL?! 1734 01:15:12,040 --> 01:15:13,108 [ ENGINE REVVING ] 1735 01:15:16,879 --> 01:15:18,080 STRONG GIRL. 1736 01:15:18,080 --> 01:15:20,148 [ TIRES SQUEAL ] 1737 01:15:20,148 --> 01:15:21,550 WHOA! 1738 01:15:22,751 --> 01:15:25,754 [ CRASHING ] 1739 01:15:25,754 --> 01:15:29,091 OUCH. 1740 01:15:29,091 --> 01:15:32,160 I GUESS THIS HANDBOOK WAS GOOD FOR SOMETHING. 1741 01:15:32,160 --> 01:15:35,097 YOU KNOW IT'S AGAINST RULE 38, SUBSET 6B, 1742 01:15:35,097 --> 01:15:37,966 FOR A SENIOR TO KISS HIS JUNIOR. 1743 01:15:37,966 --> 01:15:40,569 YEAH, WELL... 1744 01:15:40,569 --> 01:15:43,138 [ BREATHES DEEPLY ] 1745 01:15:43,138 --> 01:15:45,140 SCREW THE BOOK. 1746 01:15:45,140 --> 01:15:46,875 [ WHOOSHING ] 1747 01:15:46,875 --> 01:15:48,577 [ THUD ] OW! 1748 01:15:48,577 --> 01:15:51,280 OKAY, WHO'S THE DICK THROWIN' BOOKS? 1749 01:15:54,550 --> 01:15:55,150 [ SLAP! ] 1750 01:15:55,150 --> 01:15:56,752 AAAH! 1751 01:15:56,752 --> 01:15:58,987 ARE YOU OKAY, FRANKIE? 1752 01:15:58,987 --> 01:16:01,557 UH, FREEDA, HAVE YOU MET SCOTT BAIO? 1753 01:16:01,557 --> 01:16:04,092 HE'S A ROCK-'N'-ROLL SUPERHUNK. 1754 01:16:06,228 --> 01:16:08,063 PHEW! 1755 01:16:08,063 --> 01:16:09,197 GOOD CALL. 1756 01:16:11,166 --> 01:16:13,035 RRRRRRR. 1757 01:16:13,035 --> 01:16:15,003 EW. UH, UH, UH... 1758 01:16:15,003 --> 01:16:18,640 WANT TO TOUCH MY BOOBS? 1759 01:16:18,640 --> 01:16:20,342 HOW'S THAT, NOW? 1760 01:16:20,342 --> 01:16:22,744 [ LAUGHS ] 1761 01:16:22,744 --> 01:16:25,247 Frank: EVERYTHING TURNED OUT ALL RIGHT. 1762 01:16:25,247 --> 01:16:27,683 I FOUND JIMMY'S KILLER, GOT THE GIRL, 1763 01:16:27,683 --> 01:16:30,218 AND MY DAD FELL OUT OF HIS UNCONSCIOUS-COMA TYPE DEAL, 1764 01:16:30,218 --> 01:16:32,254 WHICH REMINDED ME... 1765 01:16:32,254 --> 01:16:34,156 THERE'S ONE MORE THING I NEED TO DO. 1766 01:16:34,156 --> 01:16:36,825 ...WITH SCOTT BAIO'S PHONY-NOSE CONFESSION, 1767 01:16:36,825 --> 01:16:39,294 I FINALLY HAD THE EVIDENCE TO PUT AWAY THE REIGNING KINGS OF INSURANCE FRAUD 1768 01:16:39,294 --> 01:16:41,296 ONCE AND FOR ALL. 1769 01:16:41,296 --> 01:16:43,198 THE ROSENGOLDS DID IT! 1770 01:16:43,198 --> 01:16:45,033 [ GAVEL BANGS ] 1771 01:16:45,033 --> 01:16:47,202 Judge: I HEREBY SENTENCE THE ROSENGOLDS 1772 01:16:47,202 --> 01:16:49,104 TO 20 YEARS IN A MAXIMUM-SECURITY PRISON. 1773 01:16:49,104 --> 01:16:52,140 Ronnie: A GRIEVOUS ERROR, YOUR HONOR! 1774 01:16:52,140 --> 01:16:54,176 I OBJECT THE SHIT OUT OF THIS BEE-ATCH! 1775 01:16:54,176 --> 01:16:55,277 A TRAVESTY! 1776 01:16:55,277 --> 01:16:57,079 THEY GONNA TURN ME INTO A GIRL, RONNIE! 1777 01:16:57,079 --> 01:16:58,647 IT'S NOT THAT BAD. 1778 01:16:58,647 --> 01:17:00,682 [ CHEERING ] Frank: MY DAD ALWAYS SAID 1779 01:17:00,682 --> 01:17:02,250 YOU CAN'T ACHIEVE ANYTHING WITHOUT TAKING A RISK. 1780 01:17:02,250 --> 01:17:03,685 HE WAS RIGHT. 1781 01:17:03,685 --> 01:17:05,754 I TOOK A CHANCE ON MYSELF, 1782 01:17:05,754 --> 01:17:08,290 AND I PUT MY FAMILY BACK TOGETHER AGAIN. 1783 01:17:11,126 --> 01:17:14,229 [ UPBEAT INSTRUMENTAL MUSIC PLAYS ] 1784 01:18:12,254 --> 01:18:15,290 [ MUSIC CONTINUES ] 1785 01:20:01,062 --> 01:20:03,865 [ MUSIC CONTINUES ] 1786 01:21:42,931 --> 01:21:45,300 [ MUSIC CONTINUES ] 1787 01:22:47,996 --> 01:22:49,564 [ MUSIC ENDS ]